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Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
30,635
One Eel Moray
One Eel Moray
Slides up on his bod,
Grabs cephalopod
Dining in a Moray wonderland.
 


Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Apr 30, 2013
13,799
Herts
Who's that moray on the eel ramp?
Who's that moray we all admire?
Eating squid is his aim,
but it's not his expectation;
sometimes he fails and that's ok.
 


Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo

Waxing chumps like candles since ‘75
Oct 4, 2003
11,131
I can’t be the only one who thought that “when an eel climbs a ramp” was going to be the start of some more words of wisdom from Eric Cantona.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
50,444
Faversham
Who's that moray on the eel ramp?
Who's that moray we all admire?
Eating squid is his aim,
but it's not his expectation;
sometimes he fails and that's ok.

That's the least well scanning poem I think I have ever seen :eek:
 








Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
50,444
Faversham
Are you familiar with Attila’s work?

Of course. His poems scan :shrug:

When Albania was young the praises were sung

Of a man with a heart of gold

And of his bravery and fight against slavery

A million stories were told

A man so ideologically

Correct beyond compare

Albania he did liberate

And became a hero there



And we'll sing the praises of Enver (Enver)

Enver, Enver Hoxha

And we'll sing for his big flounder,

Tristan is his name


Well....ish :facepalm: :lolol:
 














Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,220
Uwantsumorwat
No plaice here for this sort of thing ............................................................................................and we're off .
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
50,444
Faversham
:)

Not seen many Haiku then, I take it?

Or the thread about TB's "very realistic aim" for top 10 this coming season...?

Too many silly balls to be a Haiku :wink:

I posted a Haiku on NSC nearly 20 years ago. It wasn't well received.
 


Lankyseagull

One Step Beyond
Jul 25, 2006
1,840
The Field of Uck
Reminded me of this one:
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