[Albion] Michael Owen: “Tremendous by the way”

vagabond

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Smooth. Have to admit I’m having a chuckle at these classic on brand Owen remarks. Very Partridge.

Rebecca asked what intrigued him about her. Owen replied: “your past. Your present. Your posts with your t*** out”.

After she obliged, he replied “tremendous by the way”.

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/married-england-legend-michael-owen-24356692

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What are your best chat up lines?

 

Dick Swiveller

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Shamelessly stolen from Twitter but - when I first saw that, I thought "Michael is a little forward".

 

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Pint of Ale and a Burger

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Being upfront obviously works for him.

 

Hugo Rune

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Owen’s got to be disappointed with that.

If you’re going to damage your reputation and marriage with sleazy sexting, at least aim for the Premier League instead of the National League.

He’s better than that.

 

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Raleigh Chopper

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"You have got great legs, what time do they open"
"I've got a dome that needs a home"

 

highflyer

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'She was on Big Brother in 2017, used to run a lovecheat detective agency and is a regular guest on ITV show This Morning'

Confirmation that overpaid ex-player pundits REALLY don't do their research!

 

Dunk&Disorderly

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Even weirder still is that he's never had a cup of tea in his life and claims to have only watched 8 films... Strange character.

 

Baldseagull

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Hugo Rune said:

Owen’s got to be disappointed with that.

If you’re going to damage your reputation and marriage with sleazy sexting, at least aim for the Premier League instead of the National League.

He’s better than that.

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Owen has said in the past, if he had contact, he was entitled to go down. We should have realised.

 

jcdenton08

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Lovely stuff. Not my words Michael, the words of Martin Tyler

 

vagabond

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jcdenton08 said:

Lovely stuff. Not my words Michael, the words of Martin Tyler

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Ok, that made me lol. If Martin Tyler was sending chat up lines [emoji38]