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    Mon nez est en NG2 Knocky's Nose's Avatar
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    Me, aged 15. Just met a stunning looking girl and was smitten.

    My Dad : "She may be pretty now, but what does her Mum look like? She'll look like her Mum when she's older.."

    Me : "Her Mum is a rather big lady. But Dawn (my new girlfriend) is very sporty and will always stay in shape Dad!"

    Dad : "Doesn't always work like that. I once had a girlfriend when I was about 18 who had a stunning Mum... I shagged her, too!"

    Me :
    Ce Qui Donne?

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