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Knocky's Nose

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,137
Eastbourne
Me, aged 15. Just met a stunning looking girl and was smitten.

My Dad : "She may be pretty now, but what does her Mum look like? She'll look like her Mum when she's older.."

Me : "Her Mum is a rather big lady. But Dawn (my new girlfriend) is very sporty and will always stay in shape Dad!"

Dad : "Doesn't always work like that. I once had a girlfriend when I was about 18 who had a stunning Mum... I shagged her, too!"

Me : :moo:
 




e77

e77

Well-known member
May 23, 2004
7,268
Worthing
Once asked my mother what football team I should follow. Her answer involved soap and a firearm, much to my surprise.
 


Southern Scouse

Southern Scouse

Well-known member
Jul 21, 2011
2,024
More statements and at least 40 years ago…
Mum…. I’ve left a packet of condoms in your bedside table, cannot be too careful can you?

Mum…..I left an ashtray by your bed as throwing your dog ends out of the window is a hazard to our customers (We lived above our shop)…
Bless her
 




Eeyore

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
23,585
I remember not being allowed out after being ill. "You can shout and jump as much as you like" Mum said.

So I shouted and I jumped. The kitchen strobe light then came tumbling on the floor below.

Exempt from any punishment, my Mum retreated downstairs rather wishing she hadn't said it.
 






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