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timbha

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
9,892
Sussex
Don’t clean the taps with white vinegar cleaner and then try to put your contact lenses in (without washing your hands thoroughly).
 




Is it PotG?

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
23,299
Sussex by the Sea
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Notters

Notters

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2003
24,869
Guiseley
timbha said:
Don’t clean the taps with white vinegar cleaner and then try to put your contact lenses in (without washing your hands thoroughly).
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See also chopping half a dozen read chillis to make a salsa before removing said contact lenses, as I experienced last night.
 


Dick Head

Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
13,632
Quaxxann
My uncle told me you should live every day as if it were your last. That's why I've spent the last year lying in a hospital bed with a tube sticking out of my arse.
 






Jack Straw

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,877
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
timbha said:
Don’t clean the taps with white vinegar cleaner and then try to put your contact lenses in (without washing your hands thoroughly).
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That reminds me of a girl I once knew who got her personal lubricant mixed up with putty.

















All her windows fell out!
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
49,927
Faversham
Never answer the telephone while doing the ironing.
 


































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