[Film] Choose your Hollywood demise

Stat Brother · May 31, 2021

So we've all gotta go at some time, but in Stat World we get to chose our own cinematic way to go.

Neither bitten in half off the coast of Amity or tracked through a far Eastern jungle by a Predator seem that appealing.

Obviously having your neck snapped by Scarlett Johansson's inner thigh is the benchmark, but what other glorious ways to pop your clogs have you thinking 'that'll do me'.

Oh and happy sunny bank holiday gang, :wave:

Gabbafella · May 31, 2021

Frank: A good cop – needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
Ed: That’s no way for a man to die.
Frank: No… you’re right, Ed. A parachute not opening… that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine… having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go!

Tyrone Biggums · May 31, 2021

Either like Yoda or Shane.

Barrow Boy · May 31, 2021

This reminds me of someone's demise in Cluedo:

"In the kitchen with the shovel"

Questions · May 31, 2021

My heart packing in after a drug fuelled night in NewYork with two Russian whores

Obviously this is the seedier end of Hollywood.

theboybilly · May 31, 2021

Questions said:
My heart packing in after a drug fuelled night in NewYork with two Russian whores

Obviously this is the seedier end of Hollywood.

Only two?

Questions · May 31, 2021

theboybilly said:
Only two?

Yeah but they were good lads.

Bladders · May 31, 2021

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A1X · May 31, 2021

Not overly fussed on specifics but something involving explosions that looks incredible in slow motion

Not Andy Naylor · May 31, 2021

Shot in the back of the head at the age of 100 by a jealous husband.

TugWilson · May 31, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yvyXxBOgVg
Why go just once when you can die for fun and live forever , and then get crushed between Scarlet Johansons inner thigh .

Stat Brother · May 31, 2021

Questions said:
My heart packing in after a drug fuelled night in NewYork with two Russian whores

Obviously this is the seedier end of Hollywood.

You could have answered the thread by going out the same way as the only way possible for:-

Scarface.

Stat Brother · May 31, 2021

A1X said:
Not overly fussed on specifics but something involving explosions that looks incredible in slow motion

Very Hollywood.

Not Andy Naylor said:
Shot in the back of the head at the age of 100 by a jealous husband.

Less so!

marlowe · May 31, 2021

Questions · May 31, 2021

Stat Brother said:
You could have answered the thread by going out the same way as the only way possible for:-

Scarface.

Too violent ma liddle friend

The Clamp · May 31, 2021

I'd quite like to float off into space after a space storm or some space junk severs my life-line. The only downside I think would be that I think I'd get awfully hungry.

NooBHA · May 31, 2021

I have never ever feared actually dying - However all the pain and ailments leading up to it fill me with dread. My mother use to always say '' Old Age Doesn't come on it's own ''

So this sort of death sits absolutely fine with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K1h0Dc4FQY

Stat Brother · May 31, 2021

The Clamp said:
I'd quite like to float off into space after a space storm or some space junk severs my life-line. The only downside I think would be that I think I'd get awfully hungry.

Or as Tina Fey said in the awards year of Gravity:-

"George Clooney would rather float off into space than spend time with a women his own age". :lolol:

jackanada · May 31, 2021

Dark Star style

Brighthelmstone · May 31, 2021

Obi Wan Kenobi's departure seemed fairly painless, I'll take that!

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