[Football] internet rubbish

sydney

tinky ****in winky

Jul 11, 2003

17,750

town full of eejits

• May 26, 2021

• #1

apparently clinton Morrison is the forward we need and BW (Fair Play to him) has been selected in front of LD for a meaningless cap which he won't get ....our lovely game being ruined by a bunch of otter pockets .............where do they find these invertebrates , and who teaches them to use a keyboard....ffs....

 

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AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

33,801

Ruislip

• May 26, 2021

• #2

sydney said:

apparently clinton Morrison is the forward we need and BW (Fair Play to him) has been selected infant of LD for a meaningless cap which he won't get ....our lovely game being ruined by a bunch of otter pockets .............where do they find these invertebrates , and who teaches them to use a keyboard....ffs....

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By the looks of your information, I reckon its dingos going through your dustbins

 

GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009

46,716

Gloucester

• May 26, 2021

• #3

sydney said:

apparently clinton Morrison is the forward we need and BW (Fair Play to him) has been selected infant of LD for a meaningless cap which he won't get ....our lovely game being ruined by a bunch of otter pockets .............where do they find these invertebrates , and who teaches them to use a keyboard....ffs....

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Hmmm .... "Selected infant of LD" ...................


Keyboard training anyone?

 

vagabond

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May 17, 2019

9,804

Brighton

• May 26, 2021

• #4

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sydney

tinky ****in winky

Jul 11, 2003

17,750

town full of eejits

• May 26, 2021

• Thread starter
• #5

GT49er said:

Hmmm .... "Selected infant of LD" ...................


Keyboard training anyone?

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.....spellcheck my quoight

 

schmunk

"Members"

Jan 19, 2018

9,496

Mid mid mid Sussex

• May 26, 2021

• #6

sydney said:

.............where do they find these invertebrates

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It looks like you're finding them at the bottom of a bottle.

 

sydney

tinky ****in winky

Jul 11, 2003

17,750

town full of eejits

• May 26, 2021

• Thread starter
• #7

well , yeah ....a dinner to say ta ta to someone who has actually managed to book a flight out of here ........ worth cerebelumating in my tumble expansion......probably didn't need the don quervoz on a wednesday to be fair.

 

ConfusedGloryHunter

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Jul 6, 2011

2,045

• May 26, 2021

• #8

 

zefarelly

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Jul 7, 2003

21,811

Sussex, by the sea

• May 26, 2021

• #9

you missed out the words 'full of' between Internet and Rubbish

 

maresfield seagull

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May 23, 2006

2,245

• May 26, 2021

• #10

sydney said:

apparently clinton Morrison is the forward we need and BW (Fair Play to him) has been selected in front of LD for a meaningless cap which he won't get ....our lovely game being ruined by a bunch of otter pockets .............where do they find these invertebrates , and who teaches them to use a keyboard....ffs....

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Clinton Morrison as a forward ?
Should the word COACH be in that sentence?
Might make more sense

 

Comrade Sam

Comrade Sam

Jan 31, 2013

1,578

Walthamstow

• May 26, 2021

• #11

Someone pointed out a few years ago that the old adage - If you had an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of typewriters, they could reproduce the works of Shakespeare - has been proved untrue by the internet.

 

zefarelly

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Jul 7, 2003

21,811

Sussex, by the sea

• May 26, 2021

• #12

Comrade Sam said:

Someone pointed out a few years ago that the old adage - If you had an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of typewriters, they could reproduce the works of Shakespeare - has been proved untrue by the internet.

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They've managed to produce a shit load of party political manifestos though.