[Albion] I've found our new striker - Ludovic Ajorque

Stat Brother · May 26, 2021

Not a rumour just me pissing about but...

Ludo is 27 years old
French.
Plays for Strasbourg.
Scored 16 goals last season.

Now for the cherry on the cake:-

He is just 4cms shorter than Big Dan Burn.
Or if you prefer
37cms taller than Not So Big Tariq Lamptey.

But wait there's even more.
We get sprinkles and a flake as well:-

Ludo shares his birthday with Brighton stalwarts

CMS
Nicholas Van WhatsHisFace.
&
Me

It's a sing, sing him up now Mr Bloom.

Guinness Boy · May 26, 2021

Too tall

Stat Brother · May 26, 2021

Guinness Boy said:
Too tall

So but that's the wrong answer.

The first reply had to be Carter USM - it's the law.

albionalbino · May 26, 2021

Too short

Superphil · May 26, 2021

Too French

zefarelly · May 26, 2021

You lost me at CMS.

gazingdown · May 26, 2021

So looks like a striker who knows how to score, well we can’t be doing with that sort of nonsense. We need someone who can create nothing out of something, it’s the only way they’ll fit in

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo · May 26, 2021

Eligible to play for Madagascar, I’m in. Sing him up.

MJsGhost · May 26, 2021

Stat Brother said:
Not a rumour just me pissing about but...

Ludo is 27 years old
French.
Plays for Strasbourg.
Scored 16 goals last season.

Now for the cherry on the cake:-

He is just 4cms shorter than Big Dan Burn.
Or if you prefer
37cms taller than Not So Big Tariq Lamptey.

But wait there's even more.
We get sprinkles and a flake as well:-

Ludo shares his birthday with Brighton stalwarts

CMS
Nicholas Van WhatsHisFace.
&
Me

It's a sing, sing him up now Mr Bloom.

Our next striker needs to be 6’6” and a hundred tonnes - I just don’t think we’re quite there with this one.

Where’s the WAG picture anyway? :shrug:

NooBHA · May 26, 2021

Stat Brother said:
Not a rumour just me pissing about but...

Ludo is 27 years old
French.
Plays for Strasbourg.
Scored 16 goals last season.

Now for the cherry on the cake:-

He is just 4cms shorter than Big Dan Burn.
Or if you prefer
37cms taller than Not So Big Tariq Lamptey.

But wait there's even more.
We get sprinkles and a flake as well:-

Ludo shares his birthday with Brighton stalwarts

CMS
Nicholas Van WhatsHisFace.
&
Me

It's a sing, sing him up now Mr Bloom.

You should have added in a couple of extra height disparities between him and Lamptey and you could have had the full small set of stepladders

darkwolf666 · May 26, 2021

Stat Brother said:
So but that's the wrong answer.

The first reply had to be Carter USM - it's the law.

As in this...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheriff_Fatman

zefarelly · May 26, 2021

NooBHA said:
You should have added in a couple of extra height disparities between him and Lamptey and you could have had the full small set of stepladders

At the very least a booster step

Stat Brother · May 26, 2021

MJsGhost said:
Our next striker needs to be 6’6” and a hundred tonnes - I just don’t think we’re quite there with this one.

Where’s the WAG picture anyway?

Show some class Winstano (when back from his holiday) can't just introduce himself and instantly feel for cup size.
These things need finessing.

DavidinSouthampton · May 26, 2021

If he plays for Strasbourg, he could bring lots of choucroute with him - and Alsace beer (more than just Kronenbourg!), and Alsatian wines! I'll go along with that

maresfield seagull · May 26, 2021

Stat Brother said:
Not a rumour just me pissing about but...

Ludo is 27 years old
French.
Plays for Strasbourg.
Scored 16 goals last season.

Now for the cherry on the cake:-

He is just 4cms shorter than Big Dan Burn.
Or if you prefer
37cms taller than Not So Big Tariq Lamptey.

But wait there's even more.
We get sprinkles and a flake as well:-

Ludo shares his birthday with Brighton stalwarts

CMS
Nicholas Van WhatsHisFace.
&
Me

It's a sing, sing him up now Mr Bloom.

You re Too bloody thin
To even begin
To interest me

dazzer6666 · May 26, 2021

My mate is a STH at Strasbourg and says he’s shitehouse. It’s a no from me.

Stat Brother · May 26, 2021

Also he craps all over Welbeck and Maupay when it comes to value in Scrabble.

Could be a new metric.

Harry Wilson's tackle · May 26, 2021

Stat Brother said:
So but that's the wrong answer.

The first reply had to be Carter USM - it's the law.

Hello, good evening and welcome - to nothing much.

Stat Brother · Jan 16, 2022

Still me pissing about.
Absolutely not a rumour, but

Ludo has 10 goals already this season.
Second in the Ligue 1 goal scoring chart with...

.... Martin Terrier.

A bloody Frenchie called Martin Terrier - come on people we NEED him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Terrier

Motogull · Jan 16, 2022

Stat Brother said:
Still me pissing about.
Absolutely not a rumour, but

Ludo has 10 goals already this season.
Second in the Ligue 1 goal scoring chart with...

.... Martin Terrier.

A bloody Frenchie called Martin Terrier - come on people we NEED him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Terrier

Huddersfield should sign him for the lols.

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