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[Football] pearls of wisdom from pundits



sydney

sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,752
town full of eejits
aka useless statistics

i think it was matt upson that came up with the fact that Arsenal have had their last game of the season at home for the last 9 consecutive seasons .....hiow on earth can that be ....??? the other now was that Johnathon Moss averages 2.6 kms per game at an average speed of 3.34 km/ph.:mad:
 




bhafc99

bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,090
Dubai
sydney said:
aka useless statistics

i think it was matt upson that came up with the fact that Arsenal have had their last game of the season at home for the last 9 consecutive seasons .....hiow on earth can that be ....??? the other now was that Johnathon Moss averages 2.6 kms per game at an average speed of 3.34 km/ph.:mad:
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Didn’t we go about 8 years without a home FA Cup tie? Arsenal always finishing at home isn’t inconceivable.

And if Moss is averaging 3.34 km/ph, then how come he’s only covered 2.6kms in a 90 minute match? The stat needs better explanation!


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Bakero

Bakero

Languidly clinical
Oct 9, 2010
13,791
Almería
bhafc99 said:
Didn’t we go about 8 years without a home FA Cup tie? Arsenal always finishing at home isn’t inconceivable.

And if Moss is averaging 3.34 km/ph, then how come he’s only covered 2.6kms in a 90 minute match? The stat needs better explanation!


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Because sometimes he won't be moving at all.
 


sydney

sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,752
town full of eejits
bhafc99 said:
Didn’t we go about 8 years without a home FA Cup tie? Arsenal always finishing at home isn’t inconceivable.

And if Moss is averaging 3.34 km/ph, then how come he’s only covered 2.6kms in a 90 minute match? The stat needs better explanation!


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Moss is the refereeing equivalent of your common or garden gnome.
 


dazzer6666

dazzer6666

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Mar 27, 2013
52,468
Burgess Hill
bhafc99 said:
Didn’t we go about 8 years without a home FA Cup tie? Arsenal always finishing at home isn’t inconceivable.

And if Moss is averaging 3.34 km/ph, then how come he’s only covered 2.6kms in a 90 minute match? The stat needs better explanation!


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He spends a lot of the 90 mins not moving at all, and when he does move, he is incredibly slow (as you’d reasonably expect from a fat, middle-aged bloke who clearly likes a pie or two, but not perhaps as you’d expect from a professional ref :))
 




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darkwolf666

Well-known member
Nov 8, 2015
7,576
Sittingbourne, Kent
sydney said:
aka useless statistics

i think it was matt upson that came up with the fact that Arsenal have had their last game of the season at home for the last 9 consecutive seasons .....hiow on earth can that be ....??? the other now was that Johnathon Moss averages 2.6 kms per game at an average speed of 3.34 km/ph.:mad:
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Average walking speed is 5km/ph, so he runs slower than I walk!*







* I know at times he’s stationary, which brings the average down, not just as funny though!
 








B

blue-shifted

Banned
Feb 20, 2004
7,645
a galaxy far far away
Great John Moss stat this

If you watch a video of him trying to keep up with play, but you slow the video to 50% speed, you actually go back in time.
 




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