My 14 year old daughter has just returned from school, she told me that in her English lesson they were tasked with writing a sonnet. Here’s what she wrote:
Brighton v Man City
The traffic to the Amex made us late,
Manchester City had already scored,
My rollover hot dog came on a plate,
Nobody in the stadium was bored,
A Man City player got a red card,
All of the Brighton fans waved him goodbye,
Even from the upper stand like the shard,
He looked as if he was about to cry,
Man City managed to score once again,
But Trossard was subbed on and scored for us,
City shouldn’t care as they’ve won the Prem,
Their goalkeeper still made a massive fuss,
Would my experience be good for you?
To watch Brighton beat Man City 3-2
Brighton v Man City
The traffic to the Amex made us late,
Manchester City had already scored,
My rollover hot dog came on a plate,
Nobody in the stadium was bored,
A Man City player got a red card,
All of the Brighton fans waved him goodbye,
Even from the upper stand like the shard,
He looked as if he was about to cry,
Man City managed to score once again,
But Trossard was subbed on and scored for us,
City shouldn’t care as they’ve won the Prem,
Their goalkeeper still made a massive fuss,
Would my experience be good for you?
To watch Brighton beat Man City 3-2
Pure genius ,and a serious challenge to Attila's position as unofficial Albion poet laureate