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[News] Do you consider yourself Posh - How many ticks on the list ?



Live by the sea

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Oct 21, 2016
4,718
I tick 17 from the list below but don’t consider myself posh at all .

Remember it’s only a bit of fun to keep us going until the next Brighton game ..

40 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE GENUINELY POSH, ACCORDING TO BRITS

1. You went to boarding school - 34%

2. You have antiques and family heirlooms - 28%

3. You have a wine cellar - 26%

4. You have paintings of your ancestors - 26%

5. You belong to an old private members club - 25%

6. You NEVER discuss money - 25%

7. You call your parents 'mummy' and 'daddy', even when you are an adult - 24%

8. You have a family coat of arms - 23%

9. You ride horses - 22%

10. Your dinner parties are catered - 22%

11. You know how to eat properly with a knife and fork (you would never say cutlery) - 20%

12. You have a gardener - 20%

13. You call dinner 'supper' - 20%

14. You have silver - 19%

15. You send proper invites to parties in the post - 18%

16. You have a family tree - 17%

17, You shoot - 17%

18. You ski - 16%

19. You wear tweed jackets - 16%

20. You call everyone darling - 16%

21. You play croquet - 15%

22. You ask people, 'where did you school'? - 15%

23. You call Champagne 'Champers' - 14%

24. You call the toilet 'the loo' - 14%

25. You drive an old Land Rover Defender - 14%

26. You wear an old Barbour jacket - 13%

27. You know Latin - 13%

28. You have shelves full of books - 13%

29. You eat partridge and grouse - 13%

30. You call their friends by their second names - 12%

31. You are good at small talk - 12%

32. You have a double-barreled name - 12%

33. You love cricket - 12%

34. You wear a gilet - 11%

35. You like rugby but not football - 11%

36. You say 'napkin' instead of 'serviette' - 10%

37. You laugh very loudly - 10%

38. You have an Aga - 10%

39. You prefer loose leaf tea to tea bags - 10%

40. You live in wellies - 9%

How many can you tick off ?



40 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE GENUINELY POSH, ACCORDING TO BRITS

1. You went to boarding school - 34%

2. You have antiques and family heirlooms - 28%

3. You have a wine cellar - 26%

4. You have paintings of your ancestors - 26%

5. You belong to an old private members club - 25%

6. You NEVER discuss money - 25%

7. You call your parents 'mummy' and 'daddy', even when you are an adult - 24%

8. You have a family coat of arms - 23%

9. You ride horses - 22%

10. Your dinner parties are catered - 22%

11. You know how to eat properly with a knife and fork (you would never say cutlery) - 20%

12. You have a gardener - 20%

13. You call dinner 'supper' - 20%

14. You have silver - 19%

15. You send proper invites to parties in the post - 18%

16. You have a family tree - 17%

17, You shoot - 17%

18. You ski - 16%

19. You wear tweed jackets - 16%

20. You call everyone darling - 16%

21. You play croquet - 15%

22. You ask people, 'where did you school'? - 15%

23. You call Champagne 'Champers' - 14%

24. You call the toilet 'the loo' - 14%

25. You drive an old Land Rover Defender - 14%

26. You wear an old Barbour jacket - 13%

27. You know Latin - 13%

28. You have shelves full of books - 13%

29. You eat partridge and grouse - 13%

30. You call their friends by their second names - 12%

31. You are good at small talk - 12%

32. You have a double-barreled name - 12%

33. You love cricket - 12%

34. You wear a gilet - 11%

35. You like rugby but not football - 11%

36. You say 'napkin' instead of 'serviette' - 10%

37. You laugh very loudly - 10%

38. You have an Aga - 10%

39. You prefer loose leaf tea to tea bags - 10%

40. You live in wellies - 9%
 




BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
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Jul 14, 2013
21,538
Newhaven
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:rolleyes:
 




GT49er

Well-known member
Feb 1, 2009
46,720
Gloucester
I tick 17 from the list below but don’t consider myself posh at all .

Remember it’s only a bit of fun to keep us going until the next Brighton game ..

40 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE GENUINELY POSH, ACCORDING TO BRITS

41. You post everything in duplicate so that the oiks can get it.
 
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Jim in the West

Well-known member
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Sep 13, 2003
4,562
Way out West
Sh1t...five of them!!

- I've been on Ancestry, and created a Family Tree (but only to get myself an Irish passport - post-Brexit insurance)
- Generally use the term "loo", but didn't realise it was posh!
- I have a Latin "O" Level (definitely didn't go to public school, though)
- I love cricket (surely not a sin!)
- I do have loads of books

Plus - I've been skiing twice (in 58 years)....not sure if that counts :)
 




SAC

Well-known member
May 21, 2014
2,549
I'm very posh but only got 3 out of 40 or 6 out of 80 if you do both sets of questions.
 


Feb 23, 2009
22,996
Brighton factually.....
1. You went to boarding school - No Grammer School

2. You have antiques and family heirlooms - Yes

3. You have a wine cellar - No

4. You have paintings of your ancestors - Yes

5. You belong to an old private members club - No

6. You NEVER discuss money - Never

7. You call your parents 'mummy' and 'daddy', even when you are an adult - No I call them ********s

8. You have a family coat of arms - Yes

9. You ride horses - No

10. Your dinner parties are catered - No

11. You know how to eat properly with a knife and fork (you would never say cutlery) - Yes I eat properly

12. You have a gardener - No

13. You call dinner 'supper' - Yes

14. You have silver - Yes

15. You send proper invites to parties in the post - No

16. You have a family tree - Yes

17, You shoot - Yes

18. You ski - No

19. You wear tweed jackets - No

20. You call everyone darling - No

21. You play croquet - No

22. You ask people, 'where did you school'? - No

23. You call Champagne 'Champers' - No

24. You call the toilet 'the loo' - loo it is

25. You drive an old Land Rover Defender - No

26. You wear an old Barbour jacket - No

27. You know Latin - No

28. You have shelves full of books - Yes

29. You eat partridge and grouse - No

30. You call their friends by their second names - No

31. You are good at small talk - No

32. You have a double-barreled name - No

33. You love cricket - No

34. You wear a gilet - Ha No way

35. You like rugby but not football - Feck Off

36. You say 'napkin' instead of 'serviette' - yes

37. You laugh very loudly - No

38. You have an Aga - No

39. You prefer loose leaf tea to tea bags - Yes

40. You live in wellies - No

How many can you tick off = 12 embarrassingly
 


Bakero

Languidly clinical
Oct 9, 2010
13,767
Almería
Just 2 for me, thankfully, due to my shelves full of books and knowing how to use a knife and fork. I could have ticked the partridge and grouse one too, I suppose, but I don't eat either regularly. Also, I'm not sure if my silver ring counts as "having silver".

Wait, I've just looked again and noticed the napkin one and the loose leaf tea. I have a smattering of Latin too so it seems like I'm sliding towards the posh zone.
 












Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
23,538
I've loved cricket since I was 11 and come from a working class family. The team I'm associated with have no 'posh' people as per the above definition.

You call the toilet 'the loo' Really ? :lolol: Who doesn't ?
 


beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,303
i can count only one, i call the toilet the loo, sometimes.
 










Dr Q

Well-known member
Jul 29, 2004
1,793
Ilkley
A little bit posh (not bad for a Boundstone kid)

11. You know how to eat properly with a knife and fork (you would never say cutlery)

12. You have a gardener (does it count if he only visits once every couple of weeks?)


17, You shoot - 17%


19. You wear tweed jackets - 16%


24. You call the toilet 'the loo' - 14%

25. You drive an old Land Rover Defender - (used to)

26. You wear an old Barbour jacket - (yes, but more holes in it than Sheff Utd defence and it doesn't fit now)


28. You have shelves full of books - (F1 Aviation, wildlife and landscapes/travel books mainly though!)

29. You eat partridge and grouse - (yes, but don't like grouse much)


31. You are good at small talk - 12%

34. You wear a gilet - 11%

35. You like rugby but not football - (no, Rugby AND Football)


38. You have an Aga - (used to!)

39. You prefer loose leaf tea to tea bags - (if I can be @rsed)

40. You live in wellies - (yes but not Hunters or LeChems; Muck Boots, fat calves you know!!)
 


Aug 13, 2020
1,482
Darlington
3:

16. You have a family tree - Somebody made one for one grandparent, not sure where it is.

28. You have shelves full of books - I have piles of books scattered randomly around the flat.

33. You love cricket - If you'd told me this was a posh activity when I was freezing my tits off on Fort Road rec in some U-16s game I might have expressed my views on it quite forcefully.
 




A1X

Well-known member
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Sep 1, 2017
17,764
Deepest, darkest Sussex
7 for me

Although I object a little to the cricket one. When I saw a group of men dressed as nuns walking into the Oval for an England match I don't recall thinking "wow, it's like the Henley regatta".
 




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