Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,989
No cannon balls left, the frogs kept the last lot.
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'Boris sends gunboats to defend Jersey'
- Thread starter Eeyore
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No cannon balls left, the frogs kept the last lot.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,186
Further breaking news: the Italian Navy has surrendered, just in case
My old boat is still in Shoreham, not sure it'd make it accross the Channel now. 
SeagullinExile
Well-known member
Indeed. I'm digging out my musket and off to man the Redoubt Fortress this evening.
- Apr 5, 2014
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- Thread starter
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My ship is bigger than yours
They should put this on the comedy channel.
Made even funnier as some Jersey folk seem to support the French
'Meanwhile there were some Jersey boats in support of the French, flying both French and Jersey flags, and also a couple that were there trying to stop the French from coming into the harbour'
A show of solidarity with Jersey. 'Err, yeah, about that...'
- Jul 10, 2003
- 25,843
My ship is bigger than yours
They should put this on the comedy channel.
Made even funnier as some Jersey folk seem to support the French
'Meanwhile there were some Jersey boats in support of the French, flying both French and Jersey flags, and also a couple that were there trying to stop the French from coming into the harbour'
A show of solidarity with Jersey. 'Err, yeah, about that...'
Sssshhhh ! Now you're making the whole story look like a farce.
As mentioned earlier, 90% of the fish that is caught and farmed locally in Jersey is sent to mainland Europe, so it's really no surprise they're supporting their biggest customers
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
This is what I heard..in addition Jersey had consulted moneysupermarket .com and wanted a better tariff but weren’t willing to pay the £30 termination fee
I didn't realise Jersey was on the mains yet?
schmunk
"Members"
Well we both know that's not going to happen,so I'll ask again,what would be your other option to stop foreign boats from blockading one of our ports? (Apart from bending over,grabbing your ankles and meekly acceding to their demands)
You've got some serious self hatred issues haven't you?
METALMICKY
Well-known member
- Jan 30, 2004
- 6,073
Surely it's only a matter of time before they surrender? 
ManOfSussex
We wunt be druv
We all just need to believe in Britain and back Boris to get Jersey done. We're lucky to have a fighter like him in charge keeping the British end up for us all. 
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
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gripper stebson
Well-known member
- Jul 27, 2004
- 6,657
Actually looks a bit like her!
I'd cut the power to it until its tax dodging residents pay what they owe on the mainland.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
They're just bringing the baguettes and brie out for lunch.
Brilliant to see people standing up to us. We have ****ed everything up for almost five solid years and some didn’t think there’d be any consequences! What an inept, self-serving, corrupt, joke Britain has become.
#notinmyname
#notinmyname
There's been a Spitfire buzzing round Chichester this morning, I think Boris means business.
I'm going to check on the allotment later, barbed wire on my onions & garlic. Stay one step ahead.
I'm going to check on the allotment later, barbed wire on my onions & garlic. Stay one step ahead.