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'Boris sends gunboats to defend Jersey'



Eeyore

Eeyore

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Apr 5, 2014
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The Daily Express headline that reads like an Enid Blyton novel.

Apparently our wealthy outpost needs protecting against the massed ranks of a few fishermen and their shaking fists.

100 French vessels will be sailing to Jersey this morning, farting in our general direction, and returning in the afternoon.

Let's just hope those dastardly frogs haven't been getting a few tips from the Reykjavik rebels of yesteryear...

Wall to wall coverage in the press. This conflict is sponsored by Harry Ramsdens.
 
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Neville's Breakfast

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May 1, 2016
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Brighton Lines said:
The Daily Express headline that reads like an Enid Blyton novel.

Apparently our wealthy outpost needs protecting against the massed ranks of a few fishermen and their shaking fists.

100 French vessels will be sailing to Jersey this morning, farting in our general direction, and returning in the afternoon.

Let's just hope those dastardly frogs haven't been getting a few tips from the Reykjavik rebels of yesteryear...

Wall to wall coverage in the press. This conflict is sponsored by Harry Ramsdens.
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From the BBC article;
‘ The ships are routinely used for fisheries protection - with sailors able to board other boats for spot checks.’

So what’s the problem ?
 


Bry Nylon

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
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Jul 21, 2003
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Playing snooker
Time to remember the immoral words of Henry V: “Cry cod for Harry, England and St George!”
 










Thunder Bolt

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
Aug 18, 2009
65,454
Beside the seaside, beside the sea
Neville's Breakfast said:
From the BBC article;
‘ The ships are routinely used for fisheries protection - with sailors able to board other boats for spot checks.’

So what’s the problem ?
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Just in a day’s work for the DABtoes.
 












The Clamp

The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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A light dusting of Rule Britannia propaganda for Election Day. Subtle as a house brick.
 


Dick Head

Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
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St Helier's getting busy.

https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:-2.147/centery:49.166/zoom:13

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Hampster Gull

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Dec 22, 2010
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He’s done an amazing job at pissing off both our fishermen and french fishermen. Who would have thought brexit would have resulted in this eh
 




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blue-shifted

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Feb 20, 2004
7,645
a galaxy far far away
Why can't our nation just f****** grow up.

The fact that Boris has calculated (correctly) that this will play well with the public says to me that our country is populated by jingoistic, exceptionalist idiots.

I want out
 


Deportivo Seagull

Deportivo Seagull

I should coco
Jul 22, 2003
4,899
Mid Sussex
One of the two ships was anchored of Brighton last Saturday.


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