[Humour] Panic over, my man bag has been found!

Herr Tubthumper

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The Fatherland

• Apr 29, 2021

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“ A jogger reported finding a bag on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau......”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-in-bavarian-forest-was-sex-toy-say-officials

 

Baker lite

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in my house

• Apr 29, 2021

• #2

Herr Tubthumper said:

“ A jogger reported finding a bag on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau......”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-in-bavarian-forest-was-sex-toy-say-officials

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Hope the batteries hadn’t leaked...


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Jack Straw

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• Apr 29, 2021

• #3

It's not unusual to see a rabbit in the woods?

 

zefarelly

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• Apr 29, 2021

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Sounds like someone was trying to hide any evidence of a short but explosive affair

 

Tim Over Whelmed

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• Apr 29, 2021

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Herr Tubthumper said:

“ A jogger reported finding a bag on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau......”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-in-bavarian-forest-was-sex-toy-say-officials

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It wouldn't happen in ..... oh!

 

Eeyore

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• Apr 29, 2021

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Ring of fire.

 

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Wardy's twin

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maybe they need to review whether it was a mortar shell they found in Stanmer Park earlier in the week or a butt plug.

 

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• Apr 29, 2021

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Local people often report"strange vibes"when in that part of the forest.
The discovery still caused quite a buzz amongst the bomb disposal team.

 

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• Apr 29, 2021

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Wardy's twin said:

maybe they need to review whether it was a mortar shell they found in Stanmer Park earlier in the week or a butt plug.

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Using a mortar shell as a buttplug is maybe stretching things a bit too far,don't you think?