[Humour] My wife wants me back.

rigton70 · Apr 26, 2021

After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

The thing is i know she's been shagging someone called Branston so what do i do.

Take her back knowing she has been somewhere else or tell her to do one.

I'm in a right pickle so thoughts?

Easy 10 · Apr 26, 2021

Blimey.

What a pickle indeed

dazzer6666 · Apr 26, 2021

All sounds a bit cheesy...............may be good to try to preserve the relationship though

AmexRuislip · Apr 26, 2021

I relish the thought of what happens next.........

Prince Monolulu · Apr 26, 2021

A bit of Gentleman's Relish should help you out of this Piccalilli.

RandyWanger · Apr 26, 2021

I miss Enrest :lol:

Knocky's Nose · Apr 26, 2021

rigton70 said:
After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

Some bird I'm seeing has also been sleeping in separate rooms to her husband for 14 months, and I swear she's seeing someone else as well as me.. :glare:

KZNSeagull · Apr 26, 2021

Upgrade to Mrs Balls

rigton70 · Apr 26, 2021

Knocky's Nose said:
Some bird I'm seeing has also been sleeping in separate rooms to her husband for 14 months, and I swear she's seeing someone else as well as me..

This Branston bloke spreads himself around.

KeegansHairPiece · Apr 26, 2021

Is the issue he's called Branston, or just that she is sleeping with another man?

It's not entirely clear...

Nitram · Apr 26, 2021

Has she asked you if you want a cheese sandwich with branston?

Dorset Seagull · Apr 26, 2021

She should stick with the Branston bloke I mean he has his own island and airline and everything :moo:

AmexRuislip · Apr 26, 2021

Dorset Seagull said:
She should stick with the Branston bloke I mean he has his own island and airline and everything

Virgin on the ridiculous now :shrug:

Skaville · Apr 26, 2021

I’d take it as a condiment

TugWilson · Apr 26, 2021

Being a sceptical sort , after 14 months i would be very careful that sleeping with you again isn`t to cover up a bun in the oven , i`d tell her to burger off back to him .

rigton70 · Apr 26, 2021

TugWilson said:
Being a sceptical sort , after 14 months i would be very careful that sleeping with you again isn`t to cover up a bun in the oven .

Birds and Bees lesson here it takes 9 months mate.

GT49er · Apr 26, 2021

TugWilson said:
Being a sceptical sort , after 14 months i would be very careful that sleeping with you again isn`t to cover up a bun in the oven.

Beat me to it!

KeegansHairPiece · Apr 26, 2021

TugWilson said:
Being a sceptical sort , after 14 months i would be very careful that sleeping with you again isn`t to cover up a bun in the oven , i`d tell her to burger off back to him .

Whether it's 14 months, or a 1 hour one off, it's 1 sperm Tug, just 1 can do the trick. :thumbsup:

Gabbafella · Apr 26, 2021

TugWilson said:
Being a sceptical sort , after 14 months i would be very careful that sleeping with you again isn`t to cover up a bun in the oven , i`d tell her to burger off back to him .

14 months? I can only assume she's a manatee, a camel, a tapir or a donkey.

Algernon · Apr 26, 2021

Pull yourself together and just dill with it.

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