Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊

Register Log in

[Football] Super League Analogies



portlock seagull

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,069
Loads of comparisons made, but for me, best one was a friend who said

“It’s like a bunch of blokes arranged to have an almighty p iss up between themselves...

...and forgot to tell their wives”

Perfectly sums it up for me! :lolol:

What ones have you heard?
 






M

Mexican Seagull

Active member
Jan 16, 2013
237
Mexico City
Not so much analogy - but neat add from Heineken showed up in Copenhagen this morning "Don't drink & start a League", they are though sponsors of the Champios League....
 


Barrow Boy

Barrow Boy

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 2, 2007
5,780
GOSBTS
I likened it to a bloke suddenly announcing to his wife of 29 years that he's found a younger fitter woman and he's going to move out and divorce her. Then crawling back 24 hrs later telling her it was all a big mistake he's very sorry and he's going to give her another chance and just forget it ever happened.
See how that would go down with her.
 






Tom Hark Preston Park

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
70,143
Florentino Perez: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!

monty-python-dead-parrot-sketch.jpg
 


Official Old Man

Official Old Man

Uckfield Seagull
Aug 27, 2011
8,536
Brighton
Nothing, absolutely nothing ever will beat the "We like wet Tuesdays in Stoke". Not much to do with an analogy but hilarious with only a few hours thought.
 


Guinness Boy

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Jul 23, 2003
34,109
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
The Wookiee said:
Inviting Spurs to the Super League is like Bananaman joining The Avengers
Click to expand...

A similar one was "Spurs being invited to the Super League is like me going into the Crucible during the Snooker World Championships and putting my 20p down on the table".
 




M

METALMICKY

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2004
6,058
portlock seagull said:
Loads of comparisaons made, but for me, best one was a friend who said

“It’s like a bunch of blokes arranged to have an almighty p iss up between themselves...

...and forgot to tell their wives”

Perfectly sums it up for me! :lolol:

What ones have you heard?
Click to expand...

Not sure about that one and maybe says something about your mates relationship with his wife. Hardly the cataclysmic misjudgement that was trying to start the ESL.
 




Official Old Man

Official Old Man

Uckfield Seagull
Aug 27, 2011
8,536
Brighton
�������� ������������������: Hull City can confirm that it has formally begun the procedures to withdraw from Sky Bet League One and join 23 clubs in a new competition, the Sky Bet Championship.
 




portlock seagull

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,069
METALMICKY said:
Not sure about that one and maybe says something about your mates relationship with his wife. Hardly the cataclysmic misjudgement that was trying to start the ESL.
Click to expand...

:ffsparr::tumble:
 






You must log in or register to reply here.

Share this page

Albion and Premier League latest from Sky Sports


Top
Link Here