[TV] Sofology

Stat Brother · Apr 20, 2021

I will never buy one of their stooopid sofas solely based on those tw@tty Owen Wilson advertisements.
The adverts make my skin crawl, naturally I assume the sofas will do too.

Any others?

Jack Straw · Apr 20, 2021

And he shagged Jennifer Aniston in "Marley and Me", so I too am out.

Curious Orange · Apr 20, 2021

There is a certain Zutons record I won't buy on principle...

albionalbino · Apr 20, 2021

Is this a thread because you want to buy a sofa or adverts you don't like?

Jack Straw · Apr 20, 2021

Curious Orange said:
There is a certain Zutons record I won't buy on principle...

:Jester

It's like Groundhog day?

Stat Brother · Apr 20, 2021

albionalbino said:
Is this a thread because you want to buy a sofa or adverts you don't like?

Adverts I don't like.
No prizes for guessing what TV channel is nattering away in the background, at Stat Towers. :lol:

I felt we might be ready for a lighthearted distraction.

Jesus Gul · Apr 20, 2021

The Arnold Clarke adverts that were interspersed within some excellent C4 Walter Presents stuff (i think) - i.e. every single break there's these two wetsuit clad girls who have been I assume SUPing in a lake - one can't find the key to their Arnold Clarke Peugeot 3008 SUV believing it is at the bottom of said lake. The other one (with blue hair and yellow hat) waves the key and then they are seen enjoying coffee in the car (probably wearing DryRobes but that's another rant). Every sodding break

Live by the sea · Apr 20, 2021

They are similar to DFS , average quality at cheap (ish) prices .

Tom Hark Preston Park · Apr 20, 2021

How I miss this HALCYON age of advertising

Stat Brother · Apr 20, 2021

Jesus Gul said:
The Arnold Clarke adverts that were interspersed within some excellent C4 Walter Presents stuff (i think) - i.e. every single break there's these two wetsuit clad girls who have been I assume SUPing in a lake - one can't find the key to their Arnold Clarke Peugeot 3008 SUV believing it is at the bottom of said lake. The other one (with blue hair and yellow hat) waves the key and then they are seen enjoying coffee in the car (probably wearing DryRobes but that's another rant). Every sodding break

It's about -10.

Arnold Clark are on the list.

schmunk · Apr 20, 2021

Live by the sea said:
They are similar to DFS , average quality at cheap (ish) prices .

They've been owned by DFS since 2017!

KeegansHairPiece · Apr 20, 2021

Reminds me of a very memorable advert...

Harry Wilson's tackle · Apr 20, 2021

Stat Brother said:
Adverts I don't like.
No prizes for guessing what TV channel is nattering away in the background, at Stat Towers.

I felt we might be ready for a lighthearted distraction.

Bet365. Bet responsibly. Bet in play. Naaaaaah!

(and all the other responsible betting ads; some of them are exclusively focused on minimising betting; a bit like watching ads for a knocking shop that focus exclusivey on the risks of ghonorrea and the moral turpitude associated with carnal flippancy).

Gazwag · Apr 20, 2021

Doesn't starting this thread show the advert is spot on and works

Stat Brother · Apr 20, 2021

Gazwag said:
Doesn't starting this thread show the advert is spot on and works

I will flat out refuse to ever buy one of their sofas because of the advert.
Previously they had a 50/50 chance of getting my cash.

I'm not sure that's how adverts work.

LamieRobertson · Apr 20, 2021

Stat Brother said:
I will flat out refuse to ever buy one of their sofas because of the advert.
Previously they had a 50/50 chance of getting my cash.

I'm not sure that's how adverts work.

I bought one of their sofas ..but it was three years ago and not on the back of a tv advert..am I excused

MattBackHome · Apr 20, 2021

Of course it's worked.

The reason it works is that his voice is soft, relaxing and cosy, like a sofa.

Jesus Gul · Apr 20, 2021

MattBackHome said:
Of course it's worked.

The reason it works is that his voice is soft, relaxing and cosy, like a sofa.

but there's an annoying pointy bit you always seem to sit on like his conk

happypig · Apr 20, 2021

Hi, I'm Barry Scott

Dick Swiveller · Apr 20, 2021

Where do we start?
Funeral plans with £100/£105/£110/£115/£120 gift cards
Funeral plans where you don't have a funeral because a cartoon old bloke says he doesn't want one
Anything Carol Vorderman tries to sell when you struggle to understand her because her face has stopped moving
Life Insurance with the terrible acting from the bloke who is 33 and a non smoker
Anything they can't be bothered to reshoot so dub into English badly
Whatever the conservatory thing is that caused them to get Anna Ryder Richardson on TV for the first time in 20 years

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