[Humour] 16 days too late

jakarta · Apr 17, 2021

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-56775186

Word to the BBC, ridiculous and clearly false stories come out on April 1st, not two weeks later...

AmexRuislip · Apr 17, 2021

Isn't that a typical view of a bar maid these days, mind in selfie mode

Bakero · Apr 17, 2021

Neville's Breakfast · Apr 17, 2021

Why do you think it is false ? Perhaps not really newsworthy would be nearer the mark

bhafc99 · Apr 17, 2021

Is ‘Newsbeat’ aimed at kids? I truly hope so, because that reads like it’s pitched at a 9 year old’s reading ability.

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Guinness Boy · Apr 17, 2021

bhafc99 said:
Is ‘Newsbeat’ aimed at kids? I truly hope so, because that reads like it’s pitched at a 9 year old’s reading ability.

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Teens and early 20s. It's Radio 1's "news"

spongy · Apr 17, 2021

"Working 11 hours a day". Bloody part timers.

Green Cross Code Man · Apr 17, 2021

The article is pathetic.

BN9 BHA · Apr 17, 2021

schmunk · Apr 17, 2021

jakarta said:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-56775186

Word to the BBC, ridiculous and clearly false stories come out on April 1st, not two weeks later...

Have you posted the wrong link? If not, I don't understand why you'd start a thread on it?

studio150 · Apr 17, 2021

This weekend, she wants customers to treat the store "how you would treat your own home".

If they do, it will probably take even longer to clear up.

Biscuit Barrel · Apr 17, 2021

"I did a seven-hour shift yesterday and my feet were burning and I started getting dizzy towards the end."

She wouldn't have been much use during the Blitz.

Papak · Apr 17, 2021

"Becki is working back-to-back 11-hour shifts in a pub in Birmingham over the weekend."

Becki has barely worked for the past few months and has been furloughed and sat at home doing very little while others have been grafting and paying tax to keep her in a non-job...

Bakero · Apr 17, 2021

Papak said:
"Becki is working back-to-back 11-hour shifts in a pub in Birmingham over the weekend."

Becki has barely worked for the past few months and has been furloughed and sat at home doing very little while others have been grafting and paying tax to keep her in a non-job...

How on earth is working in a pub a non-job?

Eeyore · Apr 17, 2021

Papak said:
"Becki is working back-to-back 11-hour shifts in a pub in Birmingham over the weekend."

Becki has barely worked for the past few months and has been furloughed and sat at home doing very little while others have been grafting and paying tax to keep her in a non-job...

I honestly thought we were getting past such classist nonsense.

brightn'ove · Apr 17, 2021

Papak said:
"Becki is working back-to-back 11-hour shifts in a pub in Birmingham over the weekend."

Becki has barely worked for the past few months and has been furloughed and sat at home doing very little while others have been grafting and paying tax to keep her in a non-job...

pull your own ****ing pint then :lolol:

Papak · Apr 17, 2021

Bakero said:
How on earth is working in a pub a non-job?

I must be out of touch - I volunteer for a number of clubs and committees etc. and run the bar when asked.

Do you work in a bar or pub, perhaps in the beleaguered travel industry ?

I think the pandemic has proved where the real jobs are.

Cheshire Cat · Apr 17, 2021

What's wrong with you people?

It seemed a perfectly sensible article to me.

Washie · Apr 17, 2021

Being someone who works in a shop, it's been difficult. Being called a c unit just because we don't have the stock they want, or that we don't have furniture for them to test that they have been desperate to try. Stop being so ****ing entitled. Also, working in a pub is not a non-job. sitting at a computer all day is a ****ing non-job.

Papak · Apr 17, 2021

brightn'ove said:
pull your own ****ing pint then

Oh, see above, not exactly rocket science is it?

I can only assume you are the type who has been desperate to get down your local boozer this week.

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