[Misc] Mildly embarrassing

Easy 10 said:

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

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Easy 10 said:

There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

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Easy 10 said:

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

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Easy 10 said:

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

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Easy 10 said:

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled.There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

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Tom Hark said:

You should keep a log.

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marcos3263 said:

A Downstairs Loo AND having hired help- someone's doing very well for themselves

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Easy 10 said:

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

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Easy 10 said:

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

Click to expand...

Easy 10 said:

One of our neighbours is a self employed painter and decorator, and gave us a very decent quote to paint our hallway, stairs and landing plus doors etc. I'm WFH so have been in the living room while he's been cracking on all week. Anyway he's running a bit behind, so he's drafted in his missus today to do the bannisters. As I type, she is outside the bedroom door, painting all the struts. We get on well and all, but I never really anticipated having our neighbours round to decorate our house. Feels weird.

Added to that, I unleashed a shocking U-boat in the downstairs loo first thing this morning, and actually went a little light-headed at the pungent stench that engulfed me. I'd barely finished cleaning up when him and his doris were knocking at the front door earlier than scheduled. There was certainly still something hanging in the air, and not only that, he only went and started painting the frame of the toilet door.

None of us actually mentioned anything. But now my neighbours know my natural scent.

They know.

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