Change at Barnham
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I think Adam Lallana would have to be either the conductor or the lead violinist.
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[Albion] If our players were an orchestra, what instruments would they be?
- Thread starter Change at Barnham
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Maupay - Armless Kettledrum player
Trossard - Violin, occasionally sublime, often teeth tingling
Bissouma - Bassoon
Gross - Harp
Connolly - Triangle
BDB - Double Bass
Trossard - Violin, occasionally sublime, often teeth tingling
Bissouma - Bassoon
Gross - Harp
Connolly - Triangle
BDB - Double Bass
Frankie
Put him in the curry
Maupay would be a annoying Recorder .
Lamptey - a cannon. Rarely used in an orchestra, but impressive when it is.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 30,588
A couple of ex-players:
Akpom - Tuba
Bong - Gong
Akpom - Tuba
Bong - Gong
MTSeagulls
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- Sep 18, 2019
- 739
I immediately thought of Peter and The Wolf (or Fargo 3) and who could fit into these roles.
The bird: flute.
The duck: oboe.
The cat: clarinet.
The wolf: French horn.
The grandfather: bassoon.
The hunters: timpani.
Peter: strings.
The bird: flute.
The duck: oboe.
The cat: clarinet.
The wolf: French horn.
The grandfather: bassoon.
The hunters: timpani.
Peter: strings.
Maupay is playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.
Jahanbakhsh is Baldrick and the triangle at the end of the opening titles of Blackadder Goes Forth. Only has a moment and even then gets it wrong.
Superphil
Dismember
Generally the triangle and the plectrum.
Pint of Ale and a Burger
New member
The first violin is lamptey ,
the second violin is veltman.
Special mention to the conductor Graham potter,
The violinist who is representative of our beautiful,easy on the eye playing style.
And we are also playing a back four of Webster,white,dunk and burn who are all brass horns.
We don't seem to be playing with a striker but it's still great to watch.
the second violin is veltman.
Special mention to the conductor Graham potter,
The violinist who is representative of our beautiful,easy on the eye playing style.
And we are also playing a back four of Webster,white,dunk and burn who are all brass horns.
We don't seem to be playing with a striker but it's still great to watch.
PeakGull
Well-known member
Davy Pröpper = Nose Flute
Guitar-rig Lamptey.