[Albion] Dunky v Slabhead - who would win?

Shooting Star

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Anyone watching last night would have seen our Lewis squaring up with Maguire towards the final whistle. But, in a Marvel-esque battle between the two captains, who would win?

There's only one way to find out...

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For me, it would be Dunky. Knowing that he won't be in the England squad for the Euros and having the summer to nurse a few bruises, he holds nothing back, fearing no consequences from the FA and swiftly KO'ing Hazza.

 

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Farehamseagull

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I think it would be pretty dull and there would just be a lot of chest out pointing - you come over here and say that - pub type stuff.

I don’t think either of them are the fighting type to be honest.

Put big Shane in there and he’d knock them both out though with one punch!

 

Baldseagull

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Dunk, but slabhead would get the verdict if it went to VAR, on account of the Man Utd shirt.

 

bhafc99

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Farehamseagull said:

I don’t think either of them are the fighting type to be honest.

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You’ve clearly never been on a Greek holiday when Harry Maguire’s around...


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Farehamseagull said:

I think it would be pretty dull and there would just be a lot of chest out pointing - you come over here and say that - pub type stuff.

I don’t think either of them are the fighting type to be honest.

Put big Shane in there and he’d knock them both out though with one punch!

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Yes, this.....

I think Dunks nose could be a weakness in this fight.......

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Things could get ugly

 

SweatyMexican

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I’d pay to watch it. But I think Dunky would need a bit of the old chilli powder on the end of his gloves.

 

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bhafc99 said:

You’ve clearly never been on a Greek holiday when Harry Maguire’s around...


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That’s what I mean, that episode is exactly what I would expect of him. He’s not a proper fighter, just a drunken ‘lad’.

Put him in a fight against some of the centre backs of old and he would be destroyed!

 

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Slabhead looks like a lesbian so Dunk would have his work cut out

 

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Dunk would win, there's a lot of face to aim for

 

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Maguire's bung briefcase could be a lethal weapon with the weight of banknotes inside.

Still Dunky with Maguire starting to cry as he gets smashed about.

 

vagabond

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Let’s not forget, one of these guys has actually done some time in the slammer.

 

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vagabond said:

Let’s not forget, one of these guys has actually done some time in the slammer.

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I have forgotten, please remind me which one and how long was the sentence?

 

Saladpack Seagull

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Dunk knocks him out, only for VAR to rule in HM's favour as he plays for a "big" club.

 

KeegansHairPiece

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Yes Chef said:

Dunk would win, there's a lot of face to aim for

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You’re not going to win a fight punching Maguire in the face - just look at how many times he must already have been hit there already.

Kidneys and mid drift to win that one, duck down early, left side, right side, upper cut into sternum - job done.

 

Shooting Star

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I'm thinking that Dunky would possibly just throw himself in front of any "head-like-a-slab"-like charge from Maguire. His body is made of steel.

 

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KeegansHairPiece said:

You’re not going to win a fight punching Maguire in the face - just look at how many times he must already have been hit there already.

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I guess the weapon of choice was a frying pan?

 

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Dunno who'd win but the natural habitat for this fight would 100% be "pub car park"

 

LamieRobertson

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Not that arsed ...but Maguire strikes me as a player who thinks he’s better than he actually is

 

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LamieRobertson said:

Not that arsed ...but Maguire strikes me as a player who thinks he’s better than he actually is

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He does strike me as an incredibly overrated player. I’d say mid-table Premier League is his level. He’s good but a captain of a club which has designs on winning leagues and doing well in Europe, no way.