[Brighton] The Human Penis

crodonilson

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Jan 17, 2005

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Lyme Regis

• Mar 25, 2021

• #1

This is not a cock and bull story.

https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-warns-scientist-12255106

Extremely concerning for mankind phalluses are getting smaller.

 

Eeyore

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• Mar 25, 2021

• #2

Such a shame. They should erect something in honour of the wilting willy.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Mar 25, 2021

• #3

[MENTION=3385]crodonilson[/MENTION] continuing stand up routine

 

half time scores

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Lounging-on-the-chintz

• Mar 25, 2021

• #4

Thank f**k for that, I thought it was just me.........

 

Coldeanseagull

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Coldean

• Mar 25, 2021

• #5

I thought the main cause for shrinkage was climate change?

 

The Wizard

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• Mar 25, 2021

• #6

Found him.

 

GT49er

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Gloucester

• Mar 25, 2021

• #7

crodonilson said:

This is not a cock and bull story.

https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-warns-scientist-12255106

Extremely concerning for mankind phalluses are getting smaller.

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"Dr Shanna Swan writes that humanity is facing an "existential crisis" in fertility rates ................ believes that the rapidly decreasing fertility rate means that most men will be unable to produce viable sperm by 2045."

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I'd better do my best to hang around for a while then - maybe I'll find me a very useful role in my (very) old age!

 

Stat Brother

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• Mar 25, 2021

• #8

mightier than a sword.

 

hart's shirt

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Kitbag in Dubai

• Mar 25, 2021

• #9

"Dr Swan believes that the rapidly decreasing fertility rate means that most men will be unable to produce viable sperm by 2045."


I'm not surprised.

8:45pm is far too early for that.

 

el punal

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Mar 25, 2021

• #10

I still don’t know why my wife keeps calling me Justin.

 

Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013

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• Mar 25, 2021

• #11

el punal said:

I still don’t know why my wife keeps calling me Justin.

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Albion my Albion

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• Mar 30, 2021

• #12

This has got to be one of the longest dick threads I've ever read.

 

Tim Over Whelmed

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Arundel

• Mar 30, 2021

• #13

At last I'm ahead of the rest of humanity!