[Technology] What a massive kunnt

Motogull · Mar 12, 2021

I'm talking about myself before anyone gets all tetchy.

Just done a clipper hair cut but I didn't put one of the attachments on properly and you can guess the rest. No problem calling myself a cack handed flid. In my mind, this is me until it grows out properly.

Icy Gull · Mar 12, 2021

I’d change your dentist and why are you wearing your wife’s glasses? :wink:

swindonseagull · Mar 12, 2021

I can see your organ in the background.

Raleigh Chopper · Mar 12, 2021

Motogull said:
I'm talking about myself before anyone gets all tetchy.

Just done a clipper hair cut but I didn't put one of the attachments on properly and you can guess the rest. No problem calling myself a cack handed flid. In my mind, this is me until it grows out properly.

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Never mind at least you had a go, I look like Catweazel.
But does it piss you off the people on the TV all have nice hair, I noticed Peston actually had a new shorter haircut on Wednesday.
Willoughby and Schofield, newsreaders all looking pristine.
Millions watching and viewers must think if they can do it, so can I.
One rule for them another for us.
It makes my piss boil.

banjo · Mar 12, 2021

Motogull said:
I'm talking about myself before anyone gets all tetchy.

Just done a clipper hair cut but I didn't put one of the attachments on properly and you can guess the rest. No problem calling myself a cack handed flid. In my mind, this is me until it grows out properly.

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Deleted member 2719 · Mar 12, 2021

Motogull said:
I'm talking about myself before anyone gets all tetchy.

Just done a clipper hair cut but I didn't put one of the attachments on properly and you can guess the rest. No problem calling myself a cack handed flid. In my mind, this is me until it grows out properly.

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I once left the peroxide on my hair so long as I fell to sleep on the sofa, it went so white that you needed sunglasses to look at me.
So I end up getting a brown dye to take me back to my original colour, but because it was so white and so porous, I ended up Bryan Ferry black!

The thing is it just looked like a wig.

You got off lightly IMO :lolol:

DarrenFreemansPerm · Mar 12, 2021

Pics or it didn’t happen.

I’ve suffered a similar disaster a few times over the years, the worst was when I was working in the Alps, Mrs DFP was flying out for a visit and I hadn’t seen her for a couple of months, I decided a bit of grooming was in order, somehow I completely spackhanded a hair cut and a carved a to skin strip straight along the top of my head. Plank.

banjo · Mar 12, 2021

SeagullinExile · Mar 12, 2021

Just shave it all off mate. Or are you saying there's something wrong with us baldies?

Swansman · Mar 12, 2021

Looks like the ordinary British haircut if you ask me

Bakero · Mar 12, 2021

Swansman said:
Looks like the ordinary British haircut if you ask me

We've seen the state of your flat, Swanny. I dread to think what your barnet's like.

Motogull · Mar 12, 2021

SeagullinExile said:
Just shave it all off mate. Or are you saying there's something wrong with us baldies?

Yeah I've done that before but I look a right thug. If I'd not been so clean shaven facially I could have done that. Lockdown will spare some blushes that's for sure.

WATFORD zero · Mar 12, 2021

I was giving my rather luxurious Bruno (well more Al-Qaeda meets Santa to be honest) a somewhat spirited trim on a number 3 last week trying to get those last straggly bits. Unfortunately, in my somewhat vigorous efforts, by the time I realised the number 3 spacer had fallen off the trimmers, I had gone from neck, via chin and top lip to temple, just above my right ear

I was left with no choice but to go the full Yul Brynner all over. Mrs Wz was not impressed.

It's now starting to come back and by the time we're out of lockdown :thumbsup:

PTC Gull · Mar 12, 2021

swindonseagull said:
I can see your organ in the background.

And there is deffo something on the dresser on the top of what looks a Christmas tree...

SeagullinExile · Mar 12, 2021

Motogull said:
Yeah I've done that before but I look a right thug. If I'd not been so clean shaven facially I could have done that. Lockdown will spare some blushes that's for sure.

My hair doesn't grow any more, but my beard does, so I continue to grow that. It compensates for the lack of hair on top!

Mr Putdown · Mar 12, 2021

Mouldy Boots said:
I once left the peroxide on my hair so long as I fell to sleep on the sofa, it went so white that you needed sunglasses to look at me.
So I end up getting a brown dye to take me back to my original colour, but because it was so white and so porous, I ended up Bryan Ferry black!

The thing is it just looked like a wig.

You got off lightly IMO

I’d always assumed you were a bloke.

Apologies for that.

Swansman · Mar 12, 2021

Bakero said:
We've seen the state of your flat, Swanny. I dread to think what your barnet's like.

Lots of people would pay dirty money for it...

WATFORD zero said:
I was giving my rather luxurious Bruno (well more Al-Qaeda meets Santa to be honest) a somewhat spirited trim on a number 3 last week trying to get those last straggly bits. Unfortunately, in my somewhat vigorous efforts, by the time I realised the number 3 spacer had fallen off the trimmers, I had gone from neck, via chin and top lip to temple, just above my right ear

I was left with no choice but to go the full Yul Brynner all over. Mrs Wz was not impressed.

It's now starting to come back and by the time we're out of lockdown

Bald + beard is more Chechen rebel than Al-Qaeda. The Chechen are now very disappointed and I suggest you cancel your trip to Chechnya.

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