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[Humour] Struggling for that 'special' birthday present ?



WATFORD zero

WATFORD zero

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Jul 10, 2003
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Nigel Farage is now selling videos of himself for ‘birthdays and weddings’ and the jokes write themselves.

[Tweet]1368625149264748545[/tweet]

Cameo is a company that specialises in celebrity shout outs. For a price, people can pay to have a ‘celebrity’ record a video message of their choosing which seem to be popular for big events like birthdays and weddings.

With varying fees for different calibre of celebrity, from Z-list reality stars to recognisable actors and musicians, right-wing politician Farage has somehow found his way onto the site as a hireable voice for the sum of £52.50.

https://www.indy100.com/news/nigel-farage-cameo-video-messages-b1813910

I'm just composing a message for Mrs Wz :wink:
 




Knocky's Nose

Knocky's Nose

Mon nez est en Valenciennes..
May 7, 2017
4,137
Eastbourne
Michael Owen - £135.

Play it on repeat and you'll be asleep in under 3 minutes. A pretty cheap cure for insomniacs out there.

Oh, and £600 gets you George Foreman.. I'd want him to come round my house and grill me a bloody fillet steak for that!! :ohmy:
 










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Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
31,336
Uffern
WATFORD zero said:
Nigel Farage is now selling videos of himself for ‘birthdays and weddings’ and the jokes write themselves.

[Tweet]1368625149264748545[/tweet]
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Blimey, he looks like he's just come out of the phone box after leaving a few Buxom Model and Naughty Schoolgirl Needs Spanking cards (nothing French or Greek though ... obviously)
 


Klaas

Klaas

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Nov 1, 2017
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WATFORD zero said:
Nigel Farage is now selling videos of himself for ‘birthdays and weddings’ and the jokes write themselves.

[Tweet]1368625149264748545[/tweet]

Cameo is a company that specialises in celebrity shout outs. For a price, people can pay to have a ‘celebrity’ record a video message of their choosing which seem to be popular for big events like birthdays and weddings.

With varying fees for different calibre of celebrity, from Z-list reality stars to recognisable actors and musicians, right-wing politician Farage has somehow found his way onto the site as a hireable voice for the sum of £52.50.

https://www.indy100.com/news/nigel-farage-cameo-video-messages-b1813910

I'm just composing a message for Mrs Wz :wink:
Click to expand...

This is quite brilliant. Particularly like how he comes out of a beat up old phone box, presumably after having had a slash in it.

He will literally do anything for cash, and people look up to him :lolol:

[tweet]1369268356457652228[/tweet]
 


zefarelly

zefarelly

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Jul 7, 2003
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Sussex, by the sea
If we all chip in a bit can we get the treasonous c*** to give a final speech

on the gallows.

draw lots to who kicks the box away.
 






Peteinblack

Peteinblack

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Jun 3, 2004
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Bath, Somerset.
A public-school educated City trader who's convinced millions of struggling working-class citizens that he's on their side against the Establishment. The Arfur Daley of British politics.

Incidentally, in Malaysia, 'Faraj' is the word for the female genitalia :)
 






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Billy in Bristol

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Mar 25, 2004
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Bristol
It makes a good quiz round...guess how much a message from ..... is...
 




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