[Football] Your life as a match - are you winning?!

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

17,075

• Mar 6, 2021

• #1

Just for fun...!

Second half of mine is definitely ‘underway’, perhaps nearer full time than I realise

I’d say it’s probably 2-2 at the mo, having gone two up early in the first half only to have experienced 2 sucker punches either side of half time. Now slightly concerned could even concede a third as pressure mounts, the oppositions brilliant new latino striker ‘Covid Kickabout’, is playing havoc with my defence and a bit like the Albion couple seasons ago, I’m not creating enough upfront!

How’s your ‘match’ going?! Hope no ones getting a real drubbing at home

 

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati

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Jul 23, 2003

34,188

Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Mar 6, 2021

• #2

Good analogy.

Very little doubt that failure to look after myself in the first half will make the second half a lot tougher. Someone will have to chuck me an energy gel between 60 and 70 and I may get pulled off early (in an entirely different way to the teens minutes).

Score wise I'm about 4-4 and have missed nearly as many as our strikers.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,188

• Mar 6, 2021

• #3

Got nil nil written all over it

 

spongy

Well-known member

Aug 7, 2011

2,764

Burgess Hill

• Mar 6, 2021

• #4

I'm currently being smashed all over the park. 3 sent off, 15 own goals and just had a massive kick I the nuts for good measure.

Just praying for the final whistle to get it done with.

 

Super Steve Earle

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Feb 23, 2009

8,362

North of Brighton

• Mar 6, 2021

• #5

I'm more of a Swan Vesta. Flared brightly for a while, burnt steadily through the middle but beginning to flicker a bit every now and then.

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,882

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Mar 6, 2021

• #6

I went 0-2 down in the first half. Came out all guns blazing and now 4-2 up. Just fifteen minutes to go and hopefully, loads of additional time.

 

Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003

73,716

West west west Sussex

• Mar 6, 2021

• #7

9-1 down with 10 mins left, hoping the ref takes pity and blows early.

 

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GREASED WEASEL

New member

Dec 10, 2017

2,893

• Mar 6, 2021

• #8

Well,you know that West Brom game last week ....

 

highflyer

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Jan 21, 2016

2,435

• Mar 6, 2021

• #9

I was born with 10-0 lead.

So while I've conceded one or two soft ones, scored an own goal and missed a couple of easy chances, I'm still miles ahead.

 

Paulie Gualtieri

Bada Bing

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May 8, 2018

9,231

• Mar 6, 2021

• #10

I’ve been married 11 years, my life is like an Albion striker these days


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Taybha

Whalewhine

Oct 8, 2008

27,186

Uwantsumorwat

• Mar 6, 2021

• #11

Dunno , iv'e been sub for 59 years .

 

dazzer6666

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Mar 27, 2013

52,471

Burgess Hill

• Mar 6, 2021

• #12

Steady but unspectacular first half, great start to the second and then taken off after an hour to make sure I’m fit for the next thing.

 

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Milano

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Aug 15, 2012

3,370

Sussex but not by the sea

• Mar 6, 2021

• #13

I’d say I was 2-0 down after 25 minutes due to my own lack of focus and not following the pre-match game plan, both own goals.
I turned it around and pulled one back on about 30 mins, I then made a sub which completely started to dictate the midfield and produced forward momentum, just before half time I equalised and after an eye opening half time team talk I’d say I’m 3-2 up and now controlling the match, I’m always mindful that the officials might make a terrible decision or change the rules mid-match but other than that I’m more confident of the 3 points than ever before.


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Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm

Helpful Moderator

Jul 21, 2003

19,850

Playing snooker

• Mar 6, 2021

• #14

I massively underestimated the opposition and keep making the same basic errors. Hoping I might nick something on the break to earn a point.

Shame there’s no chance of a replay as I reckon I’d stroll that.

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,491

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Mar 6, 2021

• #15

I was 0-3 down in the first few minutes due to a lousy childhood, but battled back to 2-3 during my teens. Equalised with two gorgeous children 3-3, went down to a sucker punch in my 40s. but equalised marrying my present other half. 4-4.

I'm now in added on time and hanging on.

 

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated

Mar 13, 2013

7,785

Coldean

• Mar 6, 2021

• #16

I'm a pub team playing against a premier league side in the cup. It's 0-0 in an uneventful match and hopefully I'll get to hold on for a replay and have a go on a good pitch

 

studio150

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Jul 30, 2011

29,622

On the Border

• Mar 6, 2021

• #17

Just passing the ball around in my own half currently with the odd move into the opposition half.
The entire team are down to take a series of drugs at the next break to improve our defence and get us out of own half.
A bit worried about the Brazilian and South Africian who have just joined the game. They look like they will cause problems to our defence.

 

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Ethelwulf

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Apr 6, 2020

2,043

West Worthing

• Mar 6, 2021

• #18

I am like the Albion I play pretty football look the part come top of every list but when it comes to putting the ball in the net I am sadly lacking
So at moment 0-1 down after having 25 chances to score and one against

My life is shit and I have tried so hard despite so many hard knock backs in life

 

banjo

GOSBTS

Oct 25, 2011

13,246

Deep south

• Mar 6, 2021

• #19

3-0 up just running down the clock. Comfortable mid table finish.

 

Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013

13,423

• Mar 6, 2021

• #20

My teammate has started talking about kids so I guess I'm 1 nil down, VAR will decide weather its an own goal or not..

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