Shropshire Seagull
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Had he been mown down previously?
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[Humour] Joke du Jour.
- Thread starter Jack Straw
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Had he been mown down previously?
B-right-on
Living the dream
My boss just had a pop at me about me being sarcastic, he said "sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere"
I said "Well, it got me to the sarcasm world championship in Uruguay in 2019"
He said "Really?"
I said "No"..
I said "Well, it got me to the sarcasm world championship in Uruguay in 2019"
He said "Really?"
I said "No"..
Some might think the OP’s tale is impawsible - a shaggy dog story even - but it’s true.
I’ve had a number of dogs from that centre in recent years.
The first one was a Dalmatian. When we first got it home, it kept hiding - behind the sofa, under the bed etc. After a few days, I phoned the woman at Shoreham to check if there was a problem. “No,” she replied, “he just doesn’t like being spotted.”
Next time, the dog we got made a really rough rasping sound every time he tried to bark. Phoned up Shoreham again. “Don’t worry,” the woman reassured us again, “he’s just a little husky.”
Third time, the dog was amazing. He used to sit in front of my wife, reach up with his paw and suddenly pull a long string of multicoloured handkerchiefs from behind her ear. Incredibly talented dog. And here was me thinking the pedigree certificate from Shoreham was just a spelling mistake - after all, I’d never heard of a Labracadabrador before.
And I know some of you might think this is all a bit far-fetched. You should see our latest dog then - he can bring back a ball that’s been thrown for miles.
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I’ve had a number of dogs from that centre in recent years.
The first one was a Dalmatian. When we first got it home, it kept hiding - behind the sofa, under the bed etc. After a few days, I phoned the woman at Shoreham to check if there was a problem. “No,” she replied, “he just doesn’t like being spotted.”
Next time, the dog we got made a really rough rasping sound every time he tried to bark. Phoned up Shoreham again. “Don’t worry,” the woman reassured us again, “he’s just a little husky.”
Third time, the dog was amazing. He used to sit in front of my wife, reach up with his paw and suddenly pull a long string of multicoloured handkerchiefs from behind her ear. Incredibly talented dog. And here was me thinking the pedigree certificate from Shoreham was just a spelling mistake - after all, I’d never heard of a Labracadabrador before.
And I know some of you might think this is all a bit far-fetched. You should see our latest dog then - he can bring back a ball that’s been thrown for miles.
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Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
- Thread starter
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I chose that particular dog as he was looking forlawn.
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
I waited all that time for a joke about grass?
That's a turf one to take
That's a turf one to take
Dick Swiveller
Well-known member
- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,165
Silly sod.
Pevenseagull
Anti-greed coalition
- Jul 20, 2003
- 19,673
I''m enjoying the rye comments.
My wife left me because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don’t worry...
I’ll return.
I’ll return.
Barnet Seagull
Luxury Player
They make good reeding
METALMICKY
Well-known member
- Jan 30, 2004
- 6,106
My wife said she would leave me over my obsession with the Monkees. I thought she was joking till I saw her face!
