Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
I got a new pet today from the Shoreham Rehoming Centre. His coat is very thick, tufty and green.
He's a fescue dog!
He's a fescue dog!
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[Humour] Joke du Jour.
- Thread starter Jack Straw
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1066familyman
Radio User
- Jan 15, 2008
- 15,185
Did he greet you with a healthy...ruff! rather than a bark?
Ingredients. Butter, melted. 100g. Light digestive biscuits, crushed. 225g. Butter. 75g. Dark brown soft sugar. 75g. Carnation Condensed Milk. 397g. Bananas. Carton of whipping cream, whipped to soft peaks. 150ml. Chocolate shavings or cocoa powder, to dust.
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Hove / Παρος
It's a moose
smillie's garden
Am I evil?
- Aug 11, 2003
- 2,602
This "joke" needs to be put to the greensward.
KZNSeagull
Well-known member
Hay! It was worth waiting for.
A similar thing happened to me. I went to my local pet shop / garden centre. I now have a lovely herbaceous border collie.
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half time scores
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A similar thing happened to me. I went to my local DIY store, I now have a lovely adjustable Spaniel.
Are re-homing centres open for visitors in lockdown?
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
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Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,159
Wash your hands and make me a bacon sandwich.
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,159
I went to Dick TIGHT'S shop and bought an abandoned LAPDOG but left the POODLE.
Much.
AmexRuislip
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Steven.
To link nicely with the OP - did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic?
He didn't know whether there was a dog or not.
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
A lorry load of Vicks VapoRub has crashed and overturned on the M25.
Police are saying that there will be no congestion for at least twenty four hours
Police are saying that there will be no congestion for at least twenty four hours
McTavish
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- Nov 5, 2014
- 1,562
Sounds more like a bacterial infection or even some sort of parasite rather than fur replaced by grass. I'd get him to a vet.
Up to 24 hours surely?
