These Albion player names puns are gross.
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[Albion] Albion themed coffins
- Thread starter Lenny Rider
- Start date
These Albion player names puns are gross.
Yeah but to hear it on here first
You think they’d find the opening then ?
- Apr 5, 2014
- 23,770
Despite replays clearly picking up banging from inside the coffin.
There is the Lee Mason version for a little extra.
The vicar says the benediction. There is banging in the coffin. A mourner remonstrates and the coffin opens to loud celebrations and applause. As the believed formerly deceased begins to get out of the coffin, the vicar checks the live video feed, takes out a metal stake and wacks the Lazarus on the head.
The funeral then proceeds as before.
Bit worried about the 'colours might be different' warning! Wouldn't want to be buried in red, or white with blue/red sash - or our (in)famous pink away colours....
lawros left foot
Glory hunting since 1969
At my Mother in Law’s funeral, the song they played while the curtain was closing was Smoke gets in your eyes, by the Platters.
Lincoln Imp
Well-known member
- Feb 2, 2009
- 5,964
I'd like a cardboard coffin. Could you do a giant Piglets Pies box?
GT49er
Well-known member
Didn't realise blatant advertising was allowed on here!
GT49er
Well-known member
....or maybe Players No.6 ....................... or perhaps of of these, properly addressed to St. Peter, for the onward journey?
https://st2.depositphotos.com/10835...hoto-amazon-logotype-printed-on-cardboard.jpg
Raleigh Chopper
New member
I'm going to be buried in a SHROUD.
And my intended death rattle will be all the lines of Arghhseagullsssspffft.
And my intended death rattle will be all the lines of Arghhseagullsssspffft.
Death Minton
Departeddy Maybank.
pastafarian
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Do you do half-half coffins ?
Raleigh Chopper
New member
Ashesley Barnes.
GT49er
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Les Berry anyone?
- Jan 3, 2012
- 16,641
Is it just me, but I find the idea of having people's pictures on a coffin somewhat disturbing. If I were one of the players involved I’d find it deeply disturbing.
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
I'm with the sensible people on this subject. I have been unspectacular in life, let's stay on theme when I cark it
Wake Robinson
Eulogy-tan Bong