[Albion] Albion themed coffins

Comrade Sam

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• Mar 2, 2021

• #61

Me and a mate are on a promise to sprinkle our ashes at the Goldstone. Had looked forward to the idea of my family sneakily dusting Toys are us (although not the bit where I die). But I suppose it'll just be in the car park where the middle back of the North was.

 

Simster

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• Mar 2, 2021

• #62

Lenny Rider said:

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To be fair, for those questioning 'waste of money' etc, for all Albion fans aside from the allowance/discount I make on each funeral I only charge an extra £200 on top of the traditional coffin.

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Do people actually pay for coffins like that? It wouldn't look out of place with these:

 

Comrade Sam

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• Mar 2, 2021

• #63

Alternatively for a current Albion theme, will the coffin be crashed all around the edge of the grave and surrounding soil 25 times, before being dumped in a hole in Croydon?

 

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• Mar 2, 2021

• #64

Bry Nylon said:

I want a VAR-themed funeral.

Just toward the end of the service, the words, "Checking - possibly NOT dead" come up on a big screen and the vicar stands with his finger in his ear. Then after a minute he makes a rectangular-shaped motion with his hands and points towards the church yard and the big screen says "Check complete. DEAD" and everybody cheers.

Or something like that.

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Best laugh of the year so far

 

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• Mar 2, 2021

• #65

schmunk said:

[MENTION=17322]Lenny Rider[/MENTION] - have you done a Palace one...?

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What's the point, they'll burn it before they even put the body in.

 

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• Mar 2, 2021

• #67

I would like to buried with the whole current palace squad at time of death

 

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• Mar 2, 2021

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Whitechapel said:

Wouldn't mind having our current strikeforce as the pallbearers at my funeral.


Just so they can let me down one more time.

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You wouldn't want any of them helping out with the gravedigging though.

They'd wander around aimlessly for 90 minutes on the grass having lost the plot.

 

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The Fatherland

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If it’s a cremation maybe Dan Burn?

 

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Anthony Knock-Fatal Heart Attack?

 

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Herr Tubthumper said:

If it’s a cremation maybe Dan Burn?

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Just throw me in a cardboard box, I want to be burnt anyway so why waste all that money on a fancy coffin?

 

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My funeral song

 

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