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[Albion] Albion themed coffins



Wozza

Wozza

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I want my age of death on my coffin. But, also, my life expectancy.

Just as a conversation starter for the stattos at my funeral.
 






Bry Nylon

Bry Nylon

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Wozza said:
I want my age of death on my coffin. But, also, my life expectancy.

Just as a conversation starter for the stattos at my funeral.
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Should you out-live your life expectancy Wozza (and we all sincerely hope you do), you could have a fourth official holding up a board, indicting the time added on.
 


Eeyore

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I certainly won't be having any of the current Albion team on my coffin.

If there is an eight foot opening on the grass you can be guaranteed that they'll miss it.
 


Questions

Questions

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Oct 18, 2006
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I don’t wanna die
 








PILTDOWN MAN

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Wozza

Wozza

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Bry Nylon said:
Should you out-live your life expectancy Wozza (and we all sincerely hope you do), you could have a fourth official holding up a board, indicting the time added on.
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Was hoping it would be more than a few minutes, tbh!
 




zefarelly

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Bry Nylon said:
Should you out-live your life expectancy Wozza (and we all sincerely hope you do), you could have a fourth official holding up a board, indicting the time added on.
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I wonder if you get the Manure muraled coffin the inhabitant comes back to life 3 minutes after 'game over' ?
 








AmexRuislip

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dazzer6666 said:
Little chance of getting buried in anything Albion-related
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20210302_134334.jpg :thumbsup:
 




Eeyore

Eeyore

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zefarelly said:
I wonder if you get the Manure muraled coffin the inhabitant comes back to life 3 minutes after 'game over' ?
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No, but the funeral will run about 7 minutes over time as everyone looks at the pastor and wonders why he's delaying the committal.
 


Eeyore

Eeyore

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I don't think I want an Albion funeral. Everyone will turn up and leave five minutes before the end.
 


Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012
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I would quite like to be buried in the garden, with my ex pets, wrapped up in old sheets like they were. If I was going to spend money on my burial, it would be on the marker, not on a box that hopefully is never seen again.
 


Swansman

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May 13, 2019
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zefarelly said:
This exactly. My Step dad wrote his will a few years ago and nearly had a heart attack looking at the cost of money for old rope ( and wood)

basic incineration please Bob. sling the ahses off the footbridge when the tides coming in ( and the winds not blowing in your face !)
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So.. Dan Burn theme then?
 




Chinman3000

Chinman3000

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Sep 28, 2011
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Luckily not had to think about the cost of this stuff before but the figures quoted above do seem costly and as some say a waste of money.

Genuine question - what happens if you just refuse to pay anything?
 




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