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essbee1

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2014
4,078
Wind farms, big fan.

(OK- take it or leave it, but somebody's gotta try and cheer us all up after yesterday's
debacle.)
 


AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
Scots comedian sparks 'banana curry' debate and fans are disgusted"

Sounds like he really plaintained his foot in it
 










Bodian

Well-known member
May 3, 2012
11,597
Cumbria
Wind farms, big fan.

(OK- take it or leave it, but somebody's gotta try and cheer us all up after yesterday's
debacle.)

Nice try at cheering us up - but the punchline is quite obviously flawed. A fan is something that uses power to generate an air current, whereas a turbine uses an air current to generate power...
 




1066familyman

Radio User
Jan 15, 2008
15,185




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
6,847
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
Wind farms, big fan.

(OK- take it or leave it, but somebody's gotta try and cheer us all up after yesterday's
debacle.)

I quite like them too. Maybe we can form a fan-club?
 


B-right-on

Living the dream
Apr 23, 2015
6,162
Shoreham Beaaaach
I asked a friend what is his favorite 80s song.

He said "You can call me Al".

So I said "So what is your favourite 80s song Al"?
 


RossyG

Well-known member
Dec 20, 2014
2,630
I asked a friend what is his favorite 80s song.

He said "You can call me Al".

So I said "So what is your favourite 80s song Al"?

I asked a pirate what his favourite Simon and Garfunkel song was and he said it was Arrrrrrr You Going to Scarborough Fair.
 




Mortdecai

Well-known member
Aug 6, 2009
521
Kirkkonummi, Finland
A chap was walking along a deserted beach and suddenly came across a mermaid sunning herself in the surf. He called over to her and said hello and got very chatty with her. After a while he got up the courage and explained that she was very beautiful and asked if she'd ever been kissed to which she replied "No" . He then began to Kiss her and this went on for some time. He then asked if she had ever been fondled to which she replied "No" . So in addition to kissing her he began fondling her which again went on for some time. Finally, he asked her "Have you ever been ****ed?" to which, once more she replied "No".
To which he replied "Well, you have been Well and truely ****ed now. The tide has gone out."

Sent from my CMR-W09 using Tapatalk
 


Dick Swiveller

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2011
9,142
Tim Vine's lawyer is firing up his PC as we speak.
 


Coldeanseagull

Opinionated
Mar 13, 2013
7,716
Coldean
I told the doctor, every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection...does that make me a narcissist?
Blimey, he replied....even your body thinks you're a pussy!
 



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