[Football] Relegation calculator

herecomesaregular · Feb 22, 2021

https://thefishy.co.uk/calculator0.php?Competition=1

Maybe it's a bit early but, because some of you are no longer just wetting the bed but shitting it, I thought it worth a play.

Took out all but the bottom few teams.

I have us as 16th above Fulham and then Newcastle, WBA and Sheff U relegated. We'll be fine.

Ethelwulf · Feb 23, 2021

Pos Team P GD Pts
1 Man City 38 +35 90
2 Leicester 38 +17 81
3 Man Utd 38 +21 73
4 Liverpool 38 +11 67
5 Everton 38 +4 67
6 Chelsea 38 +16 60
7 West Ham 38 +10 59
8 Aston Villa 38 +11 58
9 Tottenham 38 +10 58
10 Arsenal 38 +5 53
11 Leeds 38 -3 50
12 Wolverhampton 38 -6 47
13 Southampton 38 -9 46
14 Burnley 38 -12 40
15 Newcastle 38 -17 40
16 Brighton 38 -6 37
17 Crystal Palace 38 -14 37
18 Fulham 38 -11 30
19 Sheffield Utd 38 -26 18
20 West Brom 38 -36 17

Weststander · Feb 23, 2021

I refuse to do it, as quite clearly we’re down, Porter has lost the dressing room.

I’ll be surprised if we finish about The Blades.

Eeyore · Feb 23, 2021

The Grockle · Feb 23, 2021

If Fulham lose to Palace on the weekend I think we'll be safe because I don't think they'll get the 10 or 12 points they'll need to over take us. They have a tough end to the season. I have a feeling we'll hit 35 points and that will be enough.

usernamed · Feb 23, 2021

Weststander said:
I refuse to do it, as quite clearly we’re down, Porter has lost the dressing room.

I’ll be surprised if we finish about The Blades.

I don’t think anyone who saw the game last night (or even looked at the stats) could say that Potter has lost the dressing room. I understand the feeling of black depression after the result, but it’s clear the players are playing for him.

Roy knew what he’d be facing, came with a game plan to nullify our attack (too easy to do at the moment) and his players took both of their two opportunities.

The last two games we’ve been punished by late defensive errors. It’s really frustrating, and hopefully Potter will be looking at this, as well as rethinking our attacking play. When he says “I don’t think we did a lot wrong first half” he’s wrong. Our attacking play was slow, predictable and allowed Palace to organise their defence. Where Potter does frustrate me is that he seems to equate possession with success, instead of goals.

Goals in the Premier League are tough to come by, and to give our attacking players a chance, we need attacks to move quickly and culminate in an attempt on goal before the opposition can set their defence.

I still think there’s been huge improvement in our style of play, we’re definitely getting chances, we just need to work on getting our attacking players some chances where the box isn’t already packed with opposition defenders. It’s clear that most teams are able to deal with our crosses and corners into a packed box fairly easily.

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Gwylan · Feb 23, 2021

We're doomed

Pos Team P GD Pts
1 Man City 38 +52 92
2 Leicester 38 +26 76
3 Man Utd 38 +26 71
4 Liverpool 38 +24 68
5 Everton 38 +12 68
6 Chelsea 38 +19 67
7 Tottenham 38 +20 64
8 West Ham 38 +12 64
9 Aston Villa 38 +8 57
10 Arsenal 38 +2 52
11 Leeds 38 -4 52
12 Wolverhampton 38 -3 50
13 Southampton 38 -9 48
14 Crystal Palace 38 -14 44
15 Newcastle 38 -17 39
16 Burnley 38 -12 36
17 Fulham 38 -11 34
18 Brighton 38 -6 32
19 West Brom 38 -36 20
20 Sheffield Utd 38 -26 13

crodonilson · Feb 23, 2021

Pos

Team

P

GD

Pts

1 Man City 38 +51 91
2 Leicester 38 +32 82
3 Liverpool 38 +24 71
4 Chelsea 38 +21 68
5 Man Utd 38 +20 67
6 Tottenham 38 +22 66
7 Everton 38 +7 66
8 West Ham 38 +4 60
9 Wolverhampton 38 -6 55
10 Arsenal 38 +6 51
11 Leeds 38 -3 49
12 Aston Villa 38 +11 48
13 Crystal Palace 38 -20 44
14 Brighton 38 -6 41
15 Southampton 38 -20 41
16 Burnley 38 -12 37
17 Newcastle 38 -17 35
18 Fulham 38 -11 32
19 West Brom 38 -36 24
20 Sheffield Utd 38 -26 23

Simster · Feb 23, 2021

usernamed said:
I don’t think anyone who saw the game last night (or even looked at the stats) could say that Potter has lost the dressing room. I understand the feeling of black depression after the result, but it’s clear the players are playing for him.

Roy knew what he’d be facing, came with a game plan to nullify our attack (too easy to do at the moment) and his players took both of their two opportunities.

The last two games we’ve been punished by late defensive errors. It’s really frustrating, and hopefully Potter will be looking at this, as well as rethinking our attacking play. When he says “I don’t think we did a lot wrong first half” he’s wrong. Our attacking play was slow, predictable and allowed Palace to organise their defence. Where Potter does frustrate me is that he seems to equate possession with success, instead of goals.

Goals in the Premier League are tough to come by, and to give our attacking players a chance, we need attacks to move quickly and culminate in an attempt on goal before the opposition can set their defence.

I still think there’s been huge improvement in our style of play, we’re definitely getting chances, we just need to work on getting our attacking players some chances where the box isn’t already packed with opposition defenders. It’s clear that most teams are able to deal with our crosses and corners into a packed box fairly easily.

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You are absolutely right with your comments about the first half. We were slow in build up, and all too often went from side to side with the ball with none of our players mixing it up by going through the middle. Bissouma was poor by his standard, but to be fair I remember at least two occasions where he drifted past Palace players centrally, layed it off to another midfielder and was crying out for the ball back to his feet in a yard of space around 18-20 yards out. Our midfielders never seemed to consider a return pass, happy to spray it wide to absolutely no effect. This is why we don't score, it's all so predictable.

Psychobilly freakout · Feb 23, 2021

Damn, that has cheered me up no end...

Not.

P GD Pts
1 Man City 38 +35 95
2 Man Utd 38 +21 78
3 Leicester 38 +17 77
4 Liverpool 38 +11 73
5 Chelsea 38 +16 71
6 Everton 38 +4 68
7 West Ham 38 +10 63
8 Tottenham 38 +10 62
9 Arsenal 38 +5 60
10 Aston Villa 38 +11 52
11 Leeds 38 -3 47
12 Wolverhampton 38 -6 45
13 Southampton 38 -9 42
14 Crystal Palace 38 -14 39
15 Burnley 38 -12 35
16 Newcastle 38 -17 35
17 Fulham 38 -11 34
18 Brighton 38 -6 30
19 West Brom 38 -36 28
20 Sheffield Utd 38 -26 25

neilbard · Feb 23, 2021

Weststander said:
I refuse to do it, as quite clearly we’re down, Porter has lost the dressing room.

I’ll be surprised if we finish about The Blades.

I don't think he's lost the dressing room, but I do think he could be losing his mind?

A1X · Feb 23, 2021

1 Man City 38 +54 96
2 Leicester 38 +31 83
3 Man Utd 38 +28 73
4 West Ham 38 +16 68
5 Everton 38 +12 68
6 Liverpool 38 +22 67
7 Aston Villa 38 +14 60
8 Chelsea 38 +14 60
9 Wolverhampton 38 -6 58
10 Arsenal 38 +8 55
11 Tottenham 38 +8 54
12 Leeds 38 -3 53
13 Southampton 38 -9 51
14 Crystal Palace 38 -14 39
15 Burnley 38 -12 36
16 Brighton 38 -6 33
17 Newcastle 38 -17 32
18 Fulham 38 -11 29
19 West Brom 38 -36 21
20 Sheffield Utd 38 -26 14

matbha · Feb 23, 2021

Hope I'm wrong but I have a bad feeling

albionalbino · Feb 23, 2021

13 Burnley
14 Southampton
15 Crystal Palace
16 Newcastle
17 Brighton
18 Fulham
19 West Brom
20 Sheffield Utd

dazzer6666 · Feb 23, 2021

14 Brighton 40
15 Crystal Palace 38
16 Burnley 37
17 Newcastle 29
18 Fulham 27
19 West Brom 17
20 Sheffield Utd 15

GT49er · Feb 23, 2021

Psychobilly freakout said:
Damn, that has cheered me up no end...

Not.

P GD Pts
1 Man City 38 +35 95
2 Man Utd 38 +21 78
3 Leicester 38 +17 77
4 Liverpool 38 +11 73
5 Chelsea 38 +16 71
6 Everton 38 +4 68
7 West Ham 38 +10 63
8 Tottenham 38 +10 62
9 Arsenal 38 +5 60
10 Aston Villa 38 +11 52
11 Leeds 38 -3 47
12 Wolverhampton 38 -6 45
13 Southampton 38 -9 42
14 Crystal Palace 38 -14 39
15 Burnley 38 -12 35
16 Newcastle 38 -17 35
17 Fulham 38 -11 34
18 Brighton 38 -6 30
19 West Brom 38 -36 28
20 Sheffield Utd 38 -26 25

Just 4 more points from 13 games? - forgive me if I don't want any of what you're on!

Psychobilly freakout · Feb 23, 2021

GT49er said:
Just 4 more points from 13 games? - forgive me if I don't want any of what you're on!

I do apologise I am in an extremely pessimistic mood at the moment....

It will pass, I am thinking of going for a long walk on Saturday afternoon and for the first time this lockdown not even watch the match...
I just fear the worst now, things are never simple supporting this bloody team.

zefarelly · Feb 23, 2021

i let the pooter guess other games. 36 points is a realistic total I think.

If we get a point at Arsenal, 37, and we'd stast up on goal difference, that's how much fun its going to be.

KeegansHairPiece · Feb 23, 2021

Psychobilly freakout said:
I do apologise I am in an extremely pessimistic mood at the moment....

It will pass, I am thinking of going for a long walk on Saturday afternoon and for the first time this lockdown not even watch the match...
I just fear the worst now, things are never simple supporting this bloody team.

I think I'm right in saying we've played 139 PL games and amassed 143 points. Under Potter we have played 63 and have 67 points. Even at our worse through 2020, we were still hitting around 1ppg.

In objective logical terms, your fear doesn't come from the team, it comes from your own irrational pessimism. The team actually have been remarkably consistent, very difficult to beat. I still think we'll better last season's 41 pts.

jimhigham · Feb 23, 2021

neilbard said:
I don't think he's lost the dressing room, but I do think he could be losing his mind?

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That’s about as teed off as I’ve seen him look. It’s hard to imagine a Potter hairdryer session but I imagine there was some version of it deployed last night.

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