Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊
[NSC] Roman Phallic
- Thread starter crodonilson
- Start date
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
Sounds like a cock’n’ball story to me.
Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 30,570
A complete cock? A useless millstone? Sounds more like Jurgen Locadia to me.
el punal
Well-known member
He who casts the first stone - sounds like a complete tosser to me.
Dick Swiveller
Well-known member
- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,156
Thought it was gonna be a cock and balls shaped firework.
el punal
Well-known member
Certainly - I’ve been told he has good ball control, stays upright under pressure, and, strong when he needs to put in the tackle.
fabricated Story, sounds like a Bridge too far to be believable
dolphins
Well-known member
Looks very similar to what you see along the roads of ancient Pompeii (not modern Pompeii, outside the grounds of the excavations - the cock'n'balls you might see along the street there would more likely be done by a spray can!).
Certainly - I’ve been told he has good ball control, stays upright under pressure, and, strong when he needs to put in the tackle.
Dives in the box apparently. Somebody who gets stuck in.
Could be just what we need.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,161
Dives in the box apparently. Somebody who gets stuck in.
Could be just what we need.
Tho should probably start off in the stiffs
Pint of Ale and a Burger
New member
Highways England have confirmed that they are planning an erection at the the site where the phallus was discovered.
It's possible it may be the erection of a monument incorporating the Roman phallus but councillors are concerned it could be a flop, especially in the cold weather.
It's possible it may be the erection of a monument incorporating the Roman phallus but councillors are concerned it could be a flop, especially in the cold weather.
Blimey. Can you imagine the furore in about 2000 years when people start unearthing all the rusty vibrators out there?
Coalburner
Active member
- May 22, 2017
- 289
How well does he shoot?