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Icy Gull

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Do your worst NSC :smile:
 

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When was this, exactly?

As far as I can tell, Wigan have never had any player named Nigel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wigan_Warriors_players#List_of_players

If she / he is lying about her playing career, it really does make you wonder about what else she is hiding. I fear for the longevity of their marriage, to be honest.

Perhaps she was a reserve / squad player that never made a first team appearance, hence why she doesn't appear in that wiki link? I must admit, on first reading I thought she was confessing to having been a prostitute, so the Rugby League revelation did come as something of a surprise.
 

Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
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You'd need to check with the registrar, the marriage certificate may be incorrect in that she didn't use her real name. This could cause problems at a later date and probably best corrected now?
 

maltaseagull

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SeagullinExile

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To the scumbag who stole my glasses.....

I have contacts....I WILL find you.
 


zefarelly

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I'd ask Sweaty Betty, she'd know if its the truth or not.
 


jakarta

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May 25, 2007
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As any Rugger Bugger kno, the 'Hooker' in Rugby League doesn't Hook, in fact the Scrum doesn't Scrummage, it all seems highly unlikely to me (as a Union Hooker although I gave up early to preserve my Good Looks :lolol:)
 

Icy Gull

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As any Rugger Bugger kno, the 'Hooker' in Rugby League doesn't Hook, in fact the Scrum doesn't Scrummage, it all seems highly unlikely to me (as a Union Hooker although I gave up early to preserve my Good Looks :lolol:)

Lol I did wonder if they actually had hookers as the scrums are bloody rubbish in rugby league
 


Not Andy Naylor

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When was this, exactly?

As far as I can tell, Wigan have never had any player named Nigel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wigan_Warriors_players#List_of_players

If she / he is lying about her playing career, it really does make you wonder about what else she is hiding. I fear for the longevity of their marriage, to be honest.

That list appears to be of players who have made 100 or more appearances for Wigan. In addition, I assume they have youth and reserve teams who may have had players named Nigel.

But as the bride gives few details, such as a surname, we must remain sceptical about her/his claim.
 

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Oct 18, 2006
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I went down the golf route and thought he might tinker with her grip.
 

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