[Humour] Joke of the day

Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011

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• Feb 4, 2021

• #1

None of that French stuff. Leave means etc.

Anyway, stolen from Twitter.

Nicola Sturgeon is going to implement a 3 step vaccination programme.

1st dose

2nd dose

And a final Fan-Dabi-Dose

 

Juan Albion

Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class

Jul 9, 2003

31,370

Pontypool (Not THAT Pontypool, the one with the zo

• Feb 4, 2021

• #2

I understand the lack of French, but leaving out the joke as well seems a bit avant garde.

 

gripper stebson

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Jul 27, 2004

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• Feb 4, 2021

• #3

This made me laugh today.

 

Barnet Seagull

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Jul 14, 2003

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Falmer, soon...

• Feb 4, 2021

• #4

A good friend of mine is a pilot but due to the pandemic, he's currently out of work. He's over at mine at the moment doing a bit of painting and decorating to earn a few quid. Not too impressed with what he's done so far in the kitchen but the landing looks excellent.

 

Dick Swiveller

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Sep 9, 2011

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• Feb 4, 2021

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• #5

Juan Albion said:

I understand the lack of French, but leaving out the joke as well seems a bit avant garde.

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I prefer to think of it as Post-Funny

 

Jack Straw

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Jul 7, 2003

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Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Feb 4, 2021

• #6

Are they using the Fan-Dabi-Dose in the mix and match trials which started today?

 

Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker

Feb 20, 2017

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Sussex by the Sea

• Feb 4, 2021

• #7

Even sounds like her

 

Bold Seagull

strong and stable with me, or...

Mar 18, 2010

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Hove

• Dec 31, 2021

• #8

Brighton isn’t famous for making bread.

But Hove is.

 

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Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003

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• Dec 31, 2021

• #9

Dick Swiveller said:

None of that French stuff. Leave means etc.

Anyway, stolen from Twitter.

Nicola Sturgeon is going to implement a 3 step vaccination programme.

1st dose

2nd dose

And a final Fan-Dabi-Dose

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I'm not sure a third dose will be final. Israel is already starting to administer a fourth dose, and we don't know what other variants will emerge.

Rather like they had to re-think the names of the Covid variants ('Alpha' and 'Delta' replaced 'Kent' and 'Indian' respectively for example). I think Sturgeon will have to re-think her vaccine naming strategy.

 

Wozza

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• Dec 31, 2021

• #10

gripper stebson said:

This made me laugh today.

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Sounds vaguely familiar...

Wozza said:

Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling.

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Wozza

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• Dec 31, 2021

• #11

Dick Swiveller said:

I prefer to think of it as Post-Funny

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You mean Unfunny Post.

 

B-right-on

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Apr 23, 2015

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Shoreham Beaaaach

• Dec 31, 2021

• #12

What do you call an Crystal Palace fan that does well on an IQ test?



A cheat.

 

Baldseagull

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Crawley

• Dec 31, 2021

• #13

Wozza said:

Sounds vaguely familiar...

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Neither a sea lion or a shark could outrun an able bodied human, however, a Hippopotamus can, and can swim at a speed similar to that of Olympic swimmers, please use the appropriate mammal for this joke in future, and never any fish species.

 

Dick Swiveller

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• Dec 31, 2021

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• #14

Bold Seagull said:

Brighton isn’t famous for making bread.

But Hove is.

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Thanks for the random bounce so I get shouted at again - you could have waited until the anniversary of the post.

 

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exKT17

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Argyll & Bute

• Jul 11, 2022

• #15

A honeymooner was killed by a shark as he swam off the Gold Coast in Australia.

The police said he hadn’t suffered long as he’d only been married for five days.