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[Football] Jizz Hornkamp









macbeth

Dismembered
Jan 3, 2018
3,650
six feet beneath the moon...
Only 22 years old, 6 feet tall, 8 goals from 20 and best of all, Wikipedia lists his positions as Striker...and right back. Screenshot_20210130-175307_Chrome.jpg

It's a match made in heaven, get him in Tony! :cheery:
 














bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,051
Dubai
Could be loads better than what we currently have.


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zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 7, 2003
21,719
Sussex, by the sea
Jizz who? Come again?

Wasn't he in the navy?

Not sure we can afford to spaff a bag load at the moment
 








nwgull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
13,653
Manchester
Haven't we learnt our lesson about Dutch strikers.

I don’t give a shit. This bloke won’t cost much in fees or wages, and we can have player called Jizz Hornkamp in the squad. Everything about his name is Brighton: Jizz, Horn, Kamp.
 


Dick Swiveller

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2011
9,142
Need a fantasy team. Seaman in goal, obviously. Leeds' Koch. Stefan ****z. Dean Cox. I guess Areloa would have to be sub keeper. Managed by Hansi Flick who would bring Marcus Bean with him. Ryan Jack is not doing much at Rangers. Chinese superstar Hap Yi Nding. Playing at the Wankdorf stadium obvs.

*Disclaimer. One of these may not actually be a player.

Edit - looks like the swear filter doesn't like certain German footballers.
 













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