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[Humour] Got to be worth a caption...
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withdeanwombat
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Alas, I’ve injected myself through the glove.
"I've finally found a way to inseminate more women than I've managed previously"
Biscuit Barrel
Well-known member
How does this comb work?
"Actually... how does any comb work?"
I should be listening to science instead of fancying around doing publicity shit.
I’m not going to though because I am Boris bumble****
I’m not going to though because I am Boris bumble****
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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Wife of any one of his 27 illegitimate children: I wish the prick had worn that much protection when I met him...
pasty
A different kind of pasty
Eight needles. One prick.
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"I should be on vacation...
Surely I deserve a vacation after this?"
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
This one's for you Krankie.
studio150
Well-known member
This is much better than hiding in a fridge and I still avoid questions
"...and as such if I inject this DNA into the sample they can't prove the child is mine."
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 70,434
'Thank you Laura. In answer to your question: Where did I get my hair cut? The answer is, clearly, POUND Shop! POUND Shop!'
JC Footy Genius
Bringer of TRUTH
- Jun 9, 2015
- 10,568
'Man helps out at Astra Zeneca factory to save EU' 
banjo
GOSBTS
The nutty professor.
Pater said this new Stanley Injectalot would be a doddle, I can't find the faffing hole.
Brok
Bork. I meant Bork.
- Dec 26, 2011
- 4,365
But how much did it cost? Don't beat about the bush for f.... sake