Presumably only apply if you’re a ****?
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[Football] New job advertised at Palace.
- Thread starter El Presidente
- Start date
Neville's Breakfast
Well-known member
Presumably only apply if you’re a ****?
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That job has your name written all over it. They would probably pay 100k a week as well.....
Edit; oops I didn’t mean you are a **** ! My post didn’t look as I intended.
"Must have experience of insolvencies".
blue-shifted
Banned
Must have experience of hiding funds from administrators.
Proven ability to shaft local businesses
Proven ability to shaft local businesses
schmunk
"Members"
They are looking for someone "detail-orientated" - looks like they need it...
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
Salary 10p in the £1
lawros left foot
Glory hunting since 1969
Has Trump applied yet?
Peter Grummit
Well-known member
With all the crumbs he's hoovered up from under your table, surely Kev's dream job?
Dawn Korus
Active member
must have experience of negotiating with the St Johns Ambulance
lawros left foot
Glory hunting since 1969
An experience in Smoke and Mirrors, essential.
Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 30,582
With profits diving maybe Zaha could become the first player/accountant in Prem history?
Please be aware that we will make a Criminal Records Check for the successful candidate.
Convictions for dishonesty a prequisite for the role.
Benefits package:
- A 2.5% discount on groceries from our onsite Sainsbury's.
- A discretionery bonus based on how late you file the annual company accounts.
- Use of the corporate caravan on match days.
- Protection by the head honcho of the non-Ultra's, Nigel Diaper.
- Roast mouse executive lunches at the training ground, with Steve Parish and the transfers brains trust of Mark Bright.
Convictions for dishonesty a prequisite for the role.
Benefits package:
- A 2.5% discount on groceries from our onsite Sainsbury's.
- A discretionery bonus based on how late you file the annual company accounts.
- Use of the corporate caravan on match days.
- Protection by the head honcho of the non-Ultra's, Nigel Diaper.
- Roast mouse executive lunches at the training ground, with Steve Parish and the transfers brains trust of Mark Bright.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Successful applicant will get a company caravan.
Birdie Boy
Well-known member
- Jun 17, 2011
- 4,108
Beat me to it.
He'll finally be able to find out where his season ticket refund has gone to..