Pevenseagull
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[Other Sport] WHC CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS: Group A - the group of death.
- Thread starter Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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Wait there's a shrimp?
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...and when the South Africans turn up?
Hello PevenseaDove,
It must be a great pleasure for you to have the masterful PERCY TAU as your number one player before his inevitable transfer to Barcelona, PSG, or Bayern.
I have been stalking this forum since the glorious day that PERCY arrived on your misty shores. I am intrigued by this thread and the role that World's Hardest Creature plays in the life of football fans on the South coast of the UK.
It is well known in my country that the Mantis Shrimp is a truly hard creature - mostly because of its sonic boom speed of its pincers creating a shockwave, and its ability to crack the glass of any glass tank that is unfortunate enough to house it.
Please be assured that I have invited all of my friends to cast votes for the the one true champion.
I leave you with what I understand to be the most common greeting in your esteemed country: Piss Off, Timmy.
Regards,
Nkosi
Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
Mr Binky Beans has got to be in with a shout this year surely. 
Pevenseagull
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Drew
Nice try but the SWC combines a completely evil appearance with it's nastiness. HBs I feel sure could be domesticated!!!
First Mod to break cover with the novel (?) idea of opening a 25th account.
I missed this previous, and very obvious, total abuse of power by a moderator.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Desperate measures from the "Dirty Tricks" vault. But just look at the length of those claws and ask yourself if you'd want to get on the wrong side of that beast
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Mental Lental
Well-known member
They had to get a woman to hold the beast because if it was a man the HB would've bitten his scrotum off.
I'll need to add the postal votes manually which means, unfortunately, the usernames will not show alongside those votes in the poll.
Regardless, I can assure you all that these votes will be entirely legitimate in every way.
25 postal votes have arrived thus far which, coincidentally, would put the mighty shrimp one vote in front if, by some bizarre coincidence, they were all for the king of the ocean.
Regardless, I can assure you all that these votes will be entirely legitimate in every way.
25 postal votes have arrived thus far which, coincidentally, would put the mighty shrimp one vote in front if, by some bizarre coincidence, they were all for the king of the ocean.
Tyrone Biggums
Well-known member
There's only one creature in this group that consistently kills the most advanced predator on the planet.
That predator is man and the war machine that is the Salt Water Crocodile eats men for breakfast (literally).
None of these other pretenders take on the world's most alpha predator so often and so successfully,
That predator is man and the war machine that is the Salt Water Crocodile eats men for breakfast (literally).
None of these other pretenders take on the world's most alpha predator so often and so successfully,
Shall we go find the clip again?
You know, the one where the man puts an elastic band over a crocodile's mouth and uses its NOSE to press a doorbell.
An utterly outrageous slur.
In unrelated news and in order to be completely transparent: with the badger leading King Shrimp by 25 votes, I now have 26 unopened postal votes. I wonder who they have been cast for?
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
There are many species of crocodile and alligator. Some are harder than others.
My photo is of a hone badger, not an English badger or close relative.
So you're saying a Salt Water Crocodile can't be stopped by a simple elastic band?
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
How do you approach a salt water crocodile in the first place? Boat? Diving apparatus?