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[Other Sport] WHC CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS: Group A - the group of death.

Which creature is the hardest?

  • Total voters
    160
  • Poll closed .


Surf's Up

Surf's Up

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2011
10,165
Here
MattBackHome said:
Obviously Peoples Champ innit. IT CASTRATES BUFFALO.

Won't be long until Blatter, Platini and all the other crooks at Mod Towers fix it for the shrimp or the mouse to prevail though, you just wait.
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Can this be possible??? I have always regarded the mods with the greatest respect and admiration believing them to be pure and unsullied humans, bastions of perfection and way above this sort of european perversion, criminality and skullduggery. I shall wait to see what happens before instructing my legal team..........
 








Bozza

Bozza

You can change this
Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
55,717
Back in Sussex
Contact me if you wish to move your vote from loser-boy badger to the all-powerful shrimp.

(If no one gets in touch, I'll just pick a few at random, starting not-randomly with [MENTION=20342]Surf's Up[/MENTION])
 


Swansman

Swansman

Pro-peace
May 13, 2019
22,320
Sweden
Tom Hark said:
DO keep up [MENTION=38333]Swansman[/MENTION]. Graham Potter was knocked out in the qualifying rounds by a wet blancmange
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GP would kill the honey badger, crushing its skull with his teeth while simultaneously telling it to learn and improve.

The Mantis Shrimp... thats another story.
 




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MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,722
Surf's Up said:
Can this be possible??? I have always regarded the mods with the greatest respect and admiration believing them to be pure and unsullied humans, bastions of perfection and way above this sort of european perversion, criminality and skullduggery. I shall wait to see what happens before instructing my legal team..........
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Mod Towers is a hive of anti-Badgeristas just waiting for any opportunity to stomp their mod jackboots over the dreams of righteousness.

I'd feel safer having Gurjit from Crodo's office running the comp.
 


Pevenseagull

Pevenseagull

Anti-greed coalition
Jul 20, 2003
19,610
We need our South African friends on board PRONTO

#TEAMHB
 


Surf's Up

Surf's Up

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2011
10,165
Here
MattBackHome said:
Mod Towers is a hive of anti-Badgeristas just waiting for any opportunity to stomp their mod jackboots over the dreams of righteousness.

I'd feel safer having Gurjit from Crodo's office running the comp.
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The more I learn about this the more I despair. I am clearly just a wide-eyed innocent who stupidly believed that the mods were all intrinsically good people. Today is a sad sad day.
 




SweatyMexican

SweatyMexican

Well-known member
Mar 31, 2013
4,101
Salt Water Croc for me.
 


The Wizard

The Wizard

Well-known member
Jul 2, 2009
18,383
Does anyone REALLY think Crocodile sized Mantis shrimp is harder than a salt water crocodile?

Scary, absolutely, harder than a crocodile? It wouldn’t even scratch the crocodilians armour.

Crocodile vs Crocodile sized Honey Badger, now that could be the ticket.

The Orca is pathetic and anyone who votes for it is a loser, they literally team up to slosh defenceless animals into the sea. That’s the equivalent of having your mates hold a dwarf down whilst you throttle them.
 








Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,112
tokyo
MattBackHome said:
Mod Towers is a hive of anti-Badgeristas just waiting for any opportunity to stomp their mod jackboots over the dreams of righteousness.

I'd feel safer having Gurjit from Crodo's office running the comp.
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Whilst I have nothing but respect for Gurjit I can assure you that I am a PARAGON of PROBITY and will run this tournament with the honesty and integrity it demands.

But then I don't have any mod powers...
 


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rippleman

Well-known member
Oct 18, 2011
4,563
Surf's Up said:
To anyone thinking of voting for either a mouse or a shrimp.....seriously, look at the title of this competition and then look at yourself in the mirror ffs ...a mouse or a shrimp?????? You see, it just doesn't compute does it? I've only just come round to this view but this has to be between the Honey Badger or the SWC. That said, SWCs aren't hard, they're just big stupid ambush predators with sharp teeth and ladies handbag skin. Then look at the Honey Badger, do some research, and you will discover a truly hard creature, the only truly hard creature, one that knows no fear, will attack anything that moves, is impervious to the highly poisonous bites of cobras and black mambas, an animal that is just batfurking crazy....and you now know who to vote for.
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And..........the cheetah has evolved so that its cubs take on the appearance of the mighty HB to deter predators

https://blog.londolozi.com/2015/08/08/the-honey-badger-what-you-didnt-know-about-worlds-most-fearless-creature/

yeah - I know the mods will fix the result as before but we all know, despite the dark machinations of those who wield power here, that the HB is without doubt the hardest creature on earth.
 






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rippleman

Well-known member
Oct 18, 2011
4,563
Thunder Bolt said:
Salt water crocodiles swim out to sea to eat sharks. Not only are they hard, but they eat hard animals for lunch.
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Ahah! But the HB is much cleverer. He lets a pride of lions make the kill, then chases the lions off the kill and scoffs it up for himself.

If the HB fancies a snack he will take on a black mamba or puff adder, or even attack the nest of African bees, scoop up all the honey and walk away unscathed.

Now that's hard.
 


LlcoolJ

LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
Surf's Up said:
The more I learn about this the more I despair. I am clearly just a wide-eyed innocent who stupidly believed that the mods were all intrinsically good people. Today is a sad sad day.
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I bet you demand a recount until it turns out that the Trump Rat actually won.
 


Thunder Bolt

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
Aug 18, 2009
65,429
Beside the seaside, beside the sea
rippleman said:
Ahah! But the HB is much cleverer. He lets a pride of lions make the kill, then chases the lions off the kill and scoffs it up for himself.

If the HB fancies a snack he will take on a black mamba or puff adder, or even attack the nest of African bees, scoop up all the honey and walk away unscathed.

Now that's hard.
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Hyenas do that, and they're cowardly.
 








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