Stato
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- Dec 21, 2011
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She's like one of those women who writes love letters to convicted murderers.
"Okay he's ripped off countless scrota and done in four lions, but I can change him! He's sensitive when he's with me!"
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[Other Sport] WHC CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS: Group A - the group of death.
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She's like one of those women who writes love letters to convicted murderers.
"Okay he's ripped off countless scrota and done in four lions, but I can change him! He's sensitive when he's with me!"
Stato
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- Dec 21, 2011
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I've just seen a van turn up at Mod Towers with 'Shrimp Election Stealing Ltd. in big letters down the side. Two Mantis Shrimps got out of the back and started punching thousands of ballots with their fearsome front legs.
TomandJerry
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- Oct 1, 2013
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There is only one winner here.
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That's not a no...
Pevenseagull
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FACT CHECK the above post contains inaccuracies
the video actually reveals that a scaled up 300lb GM would have a bite force of 2,400psi compared to 1,500psi for a jag. i.e. nearly 1,000psi more NOT 1000x.
The_Viper
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Team Croc. Apex predator.
I assume this is being played behind closed doors for the safety of every other creature on the planet?
Yeah - and Siegfried and Roy used to stick their heads in a tiger's mouth until...one day.....
SweatyMexican
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- Mar 31, 2013
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Team croc.
Don't be alarmed by the lead of the cute little rubbish honey badger. Once the other 3 competitors sadly fall by the wayside (awesome, majestic creatures may I add) their intelligent voters would never be indoctrinated by the Cult Of The Honeybadger, and will see the ferociousness of the salt water croc.
Before being snapped in half.
Don't be alarmed by the lead of the cute little rubbish honey badger. Once the other 3 competitors sadly fall by the wayside (awesome, majestic creatures may I add) their intelligent voters would never be indoctrinated by the Cult Of The Honeybadger, and will see the ferociousness of the salt water croc.
Before being snapped in half.
How about applying that logic for a Mantis Shrimp the size of a Honey Badger? A Mantis Shrimp the size of a Salt Water Croc?!?
There is only one winner here.
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With all the fake news in support of the SWC, I think there are grounds for disqualification...
Unless one of the Zebra or 'Salt Water' Crocodile is a very long way from home, that's no Salty - you won't find them in Africa.
The question is - who gets all of the SWC votes once it is rightfully disqualified?
Iggle Piggle
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- Sep 3, 2010
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Are we now up to 28 Postal votes for the pick and mix pink Shrimp?
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
With all the fake news in support of the SWC, I think there are grounds for disqualification...
Unless one of the Zebra or 'Salt Water' Crocodile is a very long way from home, that's no Salty - you won't find them in Africa.
The question is - who gets all of the SWC votes once it is rightfully disqualified?
You don't disqualify the animal because of a fan's ignorance by displaying an African crocodile. A zebra wouldn't put up much of a fight except for it's hooves.
A shark on the other hand is just lunch.
I've just sent [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] six (6) votes, so I presume we are comfortably over.
It's just another attempt to queer the pitch by the Reptilian Illuminati, or maybe the Russians.
David Icke is definitely pro-Croc, that's all you need to know
Fake news