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Durlston

Durlston

"Garlic bread!?"
NSC Patron
Jul 15, 2009
9,765
Haywards Heath
I found a brand new copy of Mayfair on my paperound when I was 16 in an overgrown area with the glamourous cover sticking out from the greenery. It was brand new - no one had 'glued' the pages together and I have given it a good home with Claire from Yeovil making my sack work overtime when I was younger. Beauty never fades and I occasionally knock one out over her if my partner isn't around. If I went to Yeovil for football I would dream of meeting her so always used my best aftershave! Anyway, I thought it was Christmas the days after I found it and I started to get addicted to buying bongo mags. Even now my cupboard is groaning under the weight of girls naughty parts. Rows started with a couple of girlfriend's about why I had to still have them when I could have the real thing. Truth is it's like saying goodbye to old friends who have given so much pleasure. :down:

I feel lucky enough that I was part of the last generation before the internet - and tattoos - spoilt the experience of having an early night of a hot bath and a relaxing wànk before bedtime. Long live Razzle, Mayfair, Escort, Men Only and Fiesta.

There needs to be a poll on which was the best girlie mag. Mayfair definitely the best with the close-ups and stories. :thumbsup:
 




BN9 BHA

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
NSC Patron
Jul 14, 2013
21,691
Newhaven
Durlston said:
I found a brand new copy of Mayfair on my paperound when I was 16 in an overgrown area with the glamourous cover sticking out from the greenery. It was brand new - no one had 'glued' the pages together and I have given it a good home with Claire from Yeovil making my sack work overtime when I was younger. Beauty never fades and I occasionally knock one out over her if my partner isn't around. If I went to Yeovil for football I would dream of meeting her so always used my best aftershave! Anyway, I thought it was Christmas the days after I found it and I started to get addicted to buying bongo mags. Even now my cupboard is groaning under the weight of girls naughty parts. Rows started with a couple of girlfriend's about why I had to still have them when I could have the real thing. Truth is it's like saying goodbye to old friends who have given so much pleasure. :down:

I feel lucky enough that I was part of the last generation before the internet - and tattoos - spoilt the experience of having an early night of a hot bath and a relaxing wànk before bedtime. Long live Razzle, Mayfair, Escort, Men Only and Fiesta.

There needs to be a poll on which was the best girlie mag. Mayfair definitely the best with the close-ups and stories. :thumbsup:
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Lenny Rider

Well-known member
Sep 15, 2010
5,449
Durlston said:
I found a brand new copy of Mayfair on my paperound when I was 16 in an overgrown area with the glamourous cover sticking out from the greenery. It was brand new - no one had 'glued' the pages together and I have given it a good home with Claire from Yeovil making my sack work overtime when I was younger. Beauty never fades and I occasionally knock one out over her if my partner isn't around. If I went to Yeovil for football I would dream of meeting her so always used my best aftershave! Anyway, I thought it was Christmas the days after I found it and I started to get addicted to buying bongo mags. Even now my cupboard is groaning under the weight of girls naughty parts. Rows started with a couple of girlfriend's about why I had to still have them when I could have the real thing. Truth is it's like saying goodbye to old friends who have given so much pleasure. :down:

I feel lucky enough that I was part of the last generation before the internet - and tattoos - spoilt the experience of having an early night of a hot bath and a relaxing wànk before bedtime. Long live Razzle, Mayfair, Escort, Men Only and Fiesta.

There needs to be a poll on which was the best girlie mag. Mayfair definitely the best with the close-ups and stories. :thumbsup:
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Durlston you're man to get that poll up. The Dirty Book Champion of Champions. 👍
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
50,716
Faversham
Two of Brighton punk band 'The Molesters' (male and female vocals) did a bit of candid camerawork, back in the day. Imagine my surprise when I was browsing through a full colour magazine, when in Amsterdam in the late 80s, and found a spread featuring their exertions - and they'd brought a friend along too! :eek:
 


Jam The Man

Jam The Man

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
8,139
South East North Lancing
Leekbrookgull said:
You mean filmed at Scaynes Hill ?
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That’s a shame what happened there. For 30 years it was a genuine family run naturist club, before the owners got too old / ill to run it anymore.
They sold up and it became a illicit sex party club pretty much overnight!
 




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Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
My favourite bongo mag story is the day i had a prostate examination.
I was sitting in the waiting room of a specialist doctor in Harley Street with Mrs Chopper and Hugh Scully from The Antiques Roadshow.
Invited into his consultation room he explained the procedure and said that he needed a 'sample' and will be leaving me alone for as long as i needed.
As he left the room he turned round and said "they are in the top drawer"
To be fair he had quite a stash, I selected Readers Wives over 60's special.
So there I was, in an oak panelled room with leather winchester armchairs and a grandfather clock ticking in the background, trousers round my ankles tugging myself into a lather.
Unable to maintain a stiffy due to my predicament I swopped the mag for a mens world, and there she was in all her glory, Jo Guest with her legs akimbo, I thought she only did Page 3 and stuff at the time, so this was almost worth the pain to later be dished out.
It goes without saying that my todger stood to attention and i was close to vinegar stroke but i had left the sample pot on the other side of his huge desk.
I stood up still tugging and made a lunge for the pot but 1 step forward and I fell onto the floor because of my trousers being round my ankles.
I was losing my stiffy and worse the sample was in retreat, I grabbed the pot and, still on my back, resumed tugging, finally i managed to produce but most was going into my belly button so i had to scoop it up into the pot.
By the time i had finished and the doctor returned i was a sweaty mess with a sticky belly the mag was still on the floor and all i could smell was spunk.
"How did you get on" said the doctor.
Next thing he was taking his wristwatch off.
Not my best hour.
 
















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marlowe

Well-known member
Dec 13, 2015
3,938
When I was around 11 there was an old bloke who lived over the road from us who had a part time job in a newsagents. Every week he would come over with a free magazine for each member of my family. My mum usually got a Woman's Own or similar, my sister got a teen magazine, usually Jackie, I was given a football magazine, usually Shoot or Scorcher and Score and my Dad was given a porn mag, usually Parade.

Fortunately my Dad was often at work when the old codger came over bearing his gifts so I was able to ferret his porn mag away together with my football mag. By the time I was 14 I had an enviable collection of porn mags. None of this foraging around in hedgerows for me.
 


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Seagulls over Essex

New member
Jun 4, 2004
1,117
Leigh-on-Sea
dazzer6666 said:
There were quite a few pages of assorted soggy flange on the road and in the hedge just up the hill on the access road to the traveller site near the Chattri a few weeks ago. Kind of took me back to the 70s......once spotted a massive discarded stash in a layby as I was cycling home from a fishing session (in true 1970s style, rod tied to crossbar etc). Happy days [emoji16]
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Bet your rod was droopy by the time you got home though eh?
 






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Tokyohands

Well-known member
Jan 5, 2017
940
Tokyo
When I was about 10 a classmates dad had piles and piles of them in his conservatory, thousands of the things. Needless to say me and some of the other lads would spend quite a bit of time round there.
 


zefarelly

zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
21,879
Sussex, by the sea
THere was a lad on Shoreham beach I went to school with who's dad had a good stash, proper stuff too, apparently he used to have a film projector and used to do movie nights in his garage. Shoreham beach had a bit of a reputation in the 70's/80's . . . THere was a swingers thing happening on the road I lived in around 1990, think it was in the Argus!
 


thedonkeycentrehalf

thedonkeycentrehalf

Retired
Jul 7, 2003
8,667
zefarelly said:
THere was a lad on Shoreham beach I went to school with who's dad had a good stash, proper stuff too, apparently he used to have a film projector and used to do movie nights in his garage. Shoreham beach had a bit of a reputation in the 70's/80's . . . THere was a swingers thing happening on the road I lived in around 1990, think it was in the Argus!
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An old boss of mine used to live down there in the 80's with his wife. He also had a place in Brighton Marina where he entertained his 'mistress'. Eventually, all good things come to an end but there was no happy ending here (keeping up the porn references) as his wife found out, turned up at our work reception and punched him out!
 






Normal Rob

Normal Rob

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
5,668
Somerset
already in steep decline, it would appear as though COVID-19 has had a terrible effect on the fortunes of the beleaguered tug mag market, with 2020 sales showing huge declines...

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