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[NSC] Dirty Mags, are they still around?



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Ethelwulf

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Apr 6, 2020
2,039
West Worthing
When at School my dads mate had brought a mag with a free vid . The vid was called Flat Sharing Shaggers about 6 lesbian women that turn straight for a night and kidnap a straight man and shag him in their flat.
Compared to Porkies and Co we had seen before it took us to another level . I can remember buying Razzle when 14 the bloke in newsagent knowing I was underage and putting into a brown paper bag for me
 




driller

driller

my life my word
Oct 14, 2006
2,873
The posh bit
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Ha ha

Like this one??
 


TugWilson

TugWilson

I gotta admit that I`m a little bit confused
Dec 8, 2020
1,500
Dorset
edna krabappel said:
When I was a child, most of the kids who lived around our way- and who I therefore socialised with- were boys. Their joy therefore, was unrestrained when, one day, they discovered that somebody was regularly ditching a stash of bongo mags in the woods behind our road. Some days, individual pages would be torn out and pinned to trees: others, the stash would just be dumped in a pile for the benefit of any passers by.

Being quite a voracious reader as a child, and also a girl, I confess I held little interest in the very detailed photographs of perennially surprised-looking ladies, but I did notice one day that one of the magazines seemed more focused on the literary articles and less on the photos, so I picked it up to have a browse. I must say, the disclosure that one contributor preferred his lucky lady to wear the same pair of panties for at least six weeks at a time in order that he could sniff them at length came as something of a revelation to the nine-year old me, and one that has scarred my mind for at least thirty years since. On reflection, I believe that was the moment I learned Readers Wives was not, after all, part of the same publishing stable as Readers Digest.
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Maybe he had a fetish for flies :shrug: , either that or he was missing his Angling Times ! :rolleyes:
 


TugWilson

TugWilson

I gotta admit that I`m a little bit confused
Dec 8, 2020
1,500
Dorset
edna krabappel said:
When I was a child, most of the kids who lived around our way- and who I therefore socialised with- were boys. Their joy therefore, was unrestrained when, one day, they discovered that somebody was regularly ditching a stash of bongo mags in the woods behind our road. Some days, individual pages would be torn out and pinned to trees: others, the stash would just be dumped in a pile for the benefit of any passers by.

Being quite a voracious reader as a child, and also a girl, I confess I held little interest in the very detailed photographs of perennially surprised-looking ladies, but I did notice one day that one of the magazines seemed more focused on the literary articles and less on the photos, so I picked it up to have a browse. I must say, the disclosure that one contributor preferred his lucky lady to wear the same pair of panties for at least six weeks at a time in order that he could sniff them at length came as something of a revelation to the nine-year old me, and one that has scarred my mind for at least thirty years since. On reflection, I believe that was the moment I learned Readers Wives was not, after all, part of the same publishing stable as Readers Digest.
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Maybe he had a fetish for flies :shrug: , either that or he was missing his Angling Times ! :rolleyes:
 






Madafwo

Madafwo

I'm probably being facetious.
Nov 11, 2013
1,591
I liberated many from the top shelf of a newsagent when I was a paperboy back in the late 90's, got caught one day though so ended up getting the gooner.

Then the Internet became a thing and they were never to be seen again.
 








Tim Over Whelmed

Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007
10,188
Arundel
I had a paper round in Horsham, fella at the bottom of Bennett's Road had Mayfair delivered once a month, before such mags were wrapped is plastic. All I'll say is it was often a day late but boy did it require skill to arrive in pristine condition! :blush:
 


jamie (not that one)

jamie (not that one)

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May 3, 2012
1,362
Valencia
I heard there are a couple of adult arthouse videos online now, which makes me sad for the younger generations as there was nothing wilder than finding a scabby copy of Escort in the bushes as a teen.
 


nwgull

nwgull

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Jul 25, 2003
13,756
Manchester
Tim Over Whelmed said:
I had a paper round in Horsham, fella at the bottom of Bennett's Road had Mayfair delivered once a month, before such mags were wrapped is plastic. All I'll say is it was often a day late but boy did it require skill to arrive in pristine condition! :blush:
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I assume that you were aware of the newsagent in the Needles estate? His shop was almost legendary with teenagers in Horsham as he seemed to have misunderstood the laws regarding the sale of top-shelf literature and would sell to anyone that looked 16.
 






highflyer

highflyer

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Jan 21, 2016
2,433
One of my all time favorite pieces of comedy dialogue, from 'Spaced' series 1 episode 3:

Daisy: Right, I’m going to the shops. D’you want anything?

Tim: Porn.

Daisy: Tim, I’m not going to buy you porn. You can get it from railway sidings like everybody else.

Tim: I can’t, I’m an adult. I’m supposed to leave it there.
 








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Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
31,336
Uffern
I once interviewed someone for a sub's job. He'd been working for a jazz mag publishers and brought in a sample of his work to show me. Anyone looking through the office window would have seen me flicking through copies of Hot and Shaved to see what he'd been doing

He offered to leave the copies but I could just imagine the row from HR if they saw the stack lying around.
 




Jam The Man

Jam The Man

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
8,123
South East North Lancing
I recall finding a stash under my parents bed in the late 80s. I thought I’d hit the jackpot with that little find until I stumbled across about 20 Betamax videos in a cupboard.
That opened my eyes!

My dad evidently was ‘looking after them for a friend’ :)
 




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Lenny Rider

Well-known member
Sep 15, 2010
5,427
Former Ipswich Town midfielder Romeo Zondervan got pulled up in the late 1980's by customs when they found some interesting videos in his luggage.

His defence was that he didn't realise this level of 'nature flicks' were illegal in the UK.
 




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