[NSC] Dirty Mags, are they still around?

Drebin · Jan 17, 2021

Only five years ago, I was home to see family with one of my daughters. We were in one of the local playgrounds in the town where I grew up (let’s call in ynsgietn for anagram lovers). My daughter suddenly needed the toilet, as children do when they’re five, and I said we’d quickly pop over to the public lavs which were right next to the park.

She wanted to use the lady’s but I explained that the ladies don’t want me in there. So we went into the men’s. We strode in and were met by a wall to wall carpet of jazz mag pages covering most of the floor in the cubicle. I was hit by a sense of nostalgia, a bit of disgust and the urge to get my daughter out as quickly as possible.

Brilliant work by some dirty git.

Eeyore · Jan 17, 2021

I discovered the 1974 Southdown bus timetables was available in Ebay a while back.

To my shame I couldn't resist buying. Had to go down the local shop for the Kleenex first.

dazzer6666 · Jan 17, 2021

There were quite a few pages of assorted soggy flange on the road and in the hedge just up the hill on the access road to the traveller site near the Chattri a few weeks ago. Kind of took me back to the 70s......once spotted a massive discarded stash in a layby as I was cycling home from a fishing session (in true 1970s style, rod tied to crossbar etc). Happy days [emoji16]

zefarelly · Jan 17, 2021

Does this count, its a stepping stone to Jazz

I do have one mag, a copy of Playboy, 1959.

dazzer6666 · Jan 17, 2021

Mouldy Boots said:
A place I worked in the 80s had a stack of mags, as reading material for tea breaks. One day a guy called Alex bought in another mag, this guy used to polish the cars, he was built like a shite brick house and always had a tan. He hardly spoke a word.
The lads said to me, (I was the junior 16 years old) I could have first look at it, they were all sniggering as I flicked through and stopped on what looked like Alex the car polisher ready to buff some girls mud flaps.

Yep Alex was a porn model!

I miss the banter, let's face it you would never get away with this harmless fun nowadays.

The ‘caravan’ caff (truckers stop) at the aforementioned pond I used to fish at as a kid (just off the M5 - now known as ‘Tiverton Parkway’ railway station) had jazzmags (Mayfair, Whitehouse and Knave if my memory serves me right) openly on the tables as reading material of choice for tired truckers. The bloke that ran it used to let us in as long as we bought a cup of tea and a bacon sarnie [emoji16]

thedonkeycentrehalf · Jan 17, 2021

Stat Brother said:
I once had a lady friend round as another mate was boxing in my bath (not a euphemism).

He calls out from the bathroom - 'you better come and see this'.
Naturally I think - 'shite this cost'.
Stuffed behind the old manky panel and under the bath was a mass of 20 year old (late 60's early 70's) porn and naturist magazines.

So we start going through all the magazines.

My lady friend starts trying to pull apart the pages stuck together.

She's chuntering on about why they were stuck.
Me and my mate are wincing and cringing.

Finally I couldn't take any more and exclaimed:-

'what the hell do you think they're stuck together with?'

It took a while - far too long - but when the penny finally dropped it became pretty clear 'porno day' had come to an end.

SB - stop trying to fit in with the cool kids. We all know they were copies of Cycling Weekly that got you so excited :lolol:

BN9 BHA · Jan 17, 2021

Where is [MENTION=4702]pornomagboy[/MENTION] ??

Raleigh Chopper · Jan 17, 2021

So horny and desperate as a young teen that even a National Geographic or Amateur Photographer in a doctors waiting room was adequate.
But the ultimate was the underwear section of your Mums Gratton catalogue would do the trick, even the big girdle section.
To find a Razzle in the bushes was like finding the holy grail.

Taybha · Jan 17, 2021

I remember seeing my first bit of lady fluff in a littlewoods ? pay per month book , the toy section became a unseen thing of the past soon after i discovered the lingerie section , the only downside was if you let page 578 slip from your grasp it could cause excruciating pain down below .

CorgiRegisteredFriend · Jan 17, 2021

Raleigh Chopper · Jan 17, 2021

Taybha said:
I remember seeing my first bit of lady fluff in a littlewoods ? pay per month book , the toy section became a unseen thing of the past soon after i discovered the lingerie section , the only downside was if you let page 578 slip from your grasp it could cause excruciating pain down below .

The see through panties and glossy paper combo was dangerous.

Lenny Rider · Jan 17, 2021

Gents I’ve contacted my cycling mate, this was just the kind of response we predicted. &#55357;&#56397;

I’ve found myself laughing out loud at some the replies.

Cheers Harty

rigton70 · Jan 17, 2021

Behind the South stand i was led to believe it was a Whsmith dumping ground for these mags.

We indeed found a few after climbing the fence and rummaging through the skips.

However turned out it was the only time they had them after many attempts later.

edna krabappel · Jan 17, 2021

When I was a child, most of the kids who lived around our way- and who I therefore socialised with- were boys. Their joy therefore, was unrestrained when, one day, they discovered that somebody was regularly ditching a stash of bongo mags in the woods behind our road. Some days, individual pages would be torn out and pinned to trees: others, the stash would just be dumped in a pile for the benefit of any passers by.

Being quite a voracious reader as a child, and also a girl, I confess I held little interest in the very detailed photographs of perennially surprised-looking ladies, but I did notice one day that one of the magazines seemed more focused on the literary articles and less on the photos, so I picked it up to have a browse. I must say, the disclosure that one contributor preferred his lucky lady to wear the same pair of panties for at least six weeks at a time in order that he could sniff them at length came as something of a revelation to the nine-year old me, and one that has scarred my mind for at least thirty years since. On reflection, I believe that was the moment I learned Readers Wives was not, after all, part of the same publishing stable as Readers Digest.

LamieRobertson · Jan 17, 2021

edna krabappel said:
When I was a child, most of the kids who lived around our way- and who I therefore socialised with- were boys. Their joy therefore, was unrestrained when, one day, they discovered that somebody was regularly ditching a stash of bongo mags in the woods behind our road. Some days, individual pages would be torn out and pinned to trees: others, the stash would just be dumped in a pile for the benefit of any passers by.

Being quite a voracious reader as a child, and also a girl, I confess I held little interest in the very detailed photographs of perennially surprised-looking ladies, but I did notice one day that one of the magazines seemed more focused on the literary articles and less on the photos, so I picked it up to have a browse. I must say, the disclosure that one contributor preferred his lucky lady to wear the same pair of panties for at least six weeks at a time in order that he could sniff them at length came as something of a revelation to the nine-year old me, and one that has scarred my mind for at least thirty years since. On reflection, I believe that was the moment I learned Readers Wives was not, after all, part of the same publishing stable as Readers Digest.

I’ve led such a sheltered life I had no idea Bongo Mag was part of the urban dictionary ..that part of the training these days

el punal · Jan 17, 2021

Bakero said:
Who wants static gash when the internet is literally dripping with hardcore, HD grumble.

The “literally dripping bit” worries me somewhat.

Birdie Boy · Jan 17, 2021

Quite a few years ago I was flying back from a trip to Stockholm and waiting for the plane, my wife wandered off to the shops. She came back with a porno mag for me to read on the plane! The funny thing was, she asked the shop assistant how much the mag was and he shouts out across to the person on the till "how much is this razzle?"! No joke, I wish I had been there to see that! [emoji3]

dazzer6666 · Jan 17, 2021

el punal said:
The “literally dripping bit” worries me somewhat.

Link ?

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BN9 BHA · Jan 17, 2021

driller said:
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Knave-Volume-26-Number-9-/114619722106?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

I’m not clicking on this eBay link, I will probably get several emails in the week from them “ Is the Knave gentleman’s magazine still of interest? “

Enjoy the incoming emails chaps

Bakero · Jan 17, 2021

el punal said:
The “literally dripping bit” worries me somewhat.

That's just the shy ones.

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