[NSC] Dirty Mags, are they still around?

Lenny Rider · Jan 17, 2021

Out on our cycle along the seafront this morning a mate and I were waxing lyrical and getting all nostalgic.

Perhaps a question for the younger NSCers, are titles such as Mayfair, Knave and Club International still on sale at the likes of WH Smith’s or your local newsagent?

When living in Manchester in the mid 1980’s I recall the dungaree and Doc Martens brigade marched into Smiths in the city centre, emptied the top shelf and dumped them on the counter, to which one northern male wag quipped “If you girls took a bit more pride in yourselves you might get asked to take your clothes off”

Thankfully he got out of the shop alive and in one piece.

Igzilla · Jan 17, 2021

I saw one lyng on the pavement, pages ripped out in the time honoured tradition, on our morning walk today.

Bakero · Jan 17, 2021

Who wants static gash when the internet is literally dripping with hardcore, HD grumble.

Rogero · Jan 17, 2021

I remember Parade .Very soft magazine from memory.

carlzeiss · Jan 17, 2021

Lenny Rider said:
Out on our cycle along the seafront this morning a mate and I were waxing lyrical and getting all nostalgic.

Perhaps a question for the younger NSCers, are titles such as Mayfair, Knave and Club International still on sale at the likes of WH Smith’s or your local newsagent?

When living in Manchester in the mid 1980’s I recall the dungaree and Doc Martens brigade marched into Smiths in the city centre, emptied the top shelf and dumped them on the counter, to which one northern male wag quipped “If you girls took a bit more pride in yourselves you might get asked to take your clothes off”
Thankfully he got out of the shop alive and in one piece.

Recall many years ago when working in a factory one of the chaps bringing in a Fiesta mag featuring the hottest office girl in the readers wife's section .

Local newsagent had sold out by lunchtime :blush:

scooter1 · Jan 17, 2021

Bakero said:
Who wants static gash when the internet is literally dripping with hardcore, HD grumble.

This.....(cough....apparently)

Guinness Boy · Jan 17, 2021

I believe they are a place above us, though if they keep losing to teams like Sheffield Utd, who knows?

LamieRobertson · Jan 17, 2021

Igzilla said:
I saw one lyng on the pavement, pages ripped out in the time honoured tradition, on our morning walk today.

I saw a Hello magazine on the pavement...it had been trodden on...was in a very dirty state

pasty · Jan 17, 2021

They seem to have gone the same way as white dog poo

blue-shifted · Jan 17, 2021

Bakero said:
Who wants static gash when the internet is literally dripping with hardcore, HD grumble.

What? Why did nobody tell me this?!

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driller · Jan 17, 2021

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Knave-Volume-26-Number-9-/114619722106?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

Chicken Run · Jan 17, 2021

Always loved a dirty mag, the birds in Razzle were filthy

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Questions · Jan 17, 2021

One of the first mags my older brother got his hands on aged about 14 or so I guess and the first model in there was my auntie.

It was one of the lower budget ones......... it would have had to have been.

And the 64 thousand dollar question is ?

METALMICKY · Jan 17, 2021

Porn in hedgerows was part of growing up in the 70's.

marlowe · Jan 17, 2021

carlzeiss said:
Recall many years ago when working in a factory one of the chaps bringing in a Fiesta mag featuring the hottest office girl in the readers wife's section .

Local newsagent had sold out by lunchtime

Was she actually somebody's wife or was she in there under false pretences?

Was it let known to her that her spread had been discovered and if so what was her response?

lawros left foot · Jan 17, 2021

carlzeiss said:
Recall many years ago when working in a factory one of the chaps bringing in a Fiesta mag featuring the hottest office girl in the readers wife's section .

Local newsagent had sold out by lunchtime

AmexRuislip · Jan 17, 2021

Bakero said:
Who wants static gash when the internet is literally dripping with hardcore, HD grumble.

Or even on late night TV, where people write explicit emails to each other.
BarbStation :thumbsup:

Doc Lynam · Jan 17, 2021

Bakero said:
Who wants static gash when the internet is literally dripping with hardcore, HD grumble.

You old romantic

Psychobilly freakout · Jan 17, 2021

My younger brother found my dads stash of porn mags and took one into school, a teacher spotted him with his mates ogling the ladies mag and took it off him. Later that evening while we were having diner a knock on the door and the same school teacher was standing there and showed the mag to my dad and was about to start talking, my dad snatched it off him, and said that’s bloody mine, then slammed the door on him, came back to the diner table, placed it on the table, and finished his dinner and never said a word about it. It was just laying there next to his plate, we all expected a lecture, nothing, I think he even flicked through while chasing his peas around the plate.

Pavilionaire · Jan 17, 2021

I had a mate at school whose girlfriend was a jazzmag model. They had some great holidays on the back of her earnings.

Then along came the internet and a certain website, so now those mag pics are around for all-time. Gashback!

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