Time to start a petition to have the Premier League decided on xG.
Actual goals and points are so passe, darling. So 1990s. Simply used to measure success by AMF dinosaurs drinking lager and wearing Stone Island.
Furthermore, if tied on xG, you could then split teams by amount of facial hair among the coaching staff followed by levels of positivity on the main club internet forum.
I'm just about to fire up 38 degrees. Who's with me?
Actual goals and points are so passe, darling. So 1990s. Simply used to measure success by AMF dinosaurs drinking lager and wearing Stone Island.
Furthermore, if tied on xG, you could then split teams by amount of facial hair among the coaching staff followed by levels of positivity on the main club internet forum.
I'm just about to fire up 38 degrees. Who's with me?