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[Humour] So what did you get stuck up your rectum this year
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That's a bit of a (brown) eye opener....
My friend was convinced he was going to make a range of butt plugs that had a cake shape cutter in each one. He thought it would make going for a sh..it even more enjoyable . I did wonder.
I have never felt the need to shove anything up my arse but if I did it would be a model of an AC Cobra.
I have never felt the need to shove anything up my arse but if I did it would be a model of an AC Cobra.
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I'm sure it happened to a lovely lady, but how cavernous does a snatch need to be to wedge a film canister in it?!
Correct me if I misunderstood I accept that you haven't felt the need but even so you very specifically decided on an AC Cobra model ............. To what scale?
Working for the ambulance service you get to go to a few of these jobs.
I’d been sent back to base for a debrief following a double death fire in a caravan.
After the debrief and a cup of tea, the next job we were sent to was a man with a banana stuck up his arse.
When we got to his address there were a few dirty mags out and no sign of the banana. Apparently there was some kind of vacuum phenomenon which sucked it up. I asked him if he’d previously inserted anything else up there and he stated (and I had no reason to doubt it) that he’d had aerosol cans up there and cans of beer. I wish I was quick enough to have asked what brand of beer hoping he’d say Carlsberg, as it reaches parts other beers cannot reach.
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I’d been sent back to base for a debrief following a double death fire in a caravan.
After the debrief and a cup of tea, the next job we were sent to was a man with a banana stuck up his arse.
When we got to his address there were a few dirty mags out and no sign of the banana. Apparently there was some kind of vacuum phenomenon which sucked it up. I asked him if he’d previously inserted anything else up there and he stated (and I had no reason to doubt it) that he’d had aerosol cans up there and cans of beer. I wish I was quick enough to have asked what brand of beer hoping he’d say Carlsberg, as it reaches parts other beers cannot reach.
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I put a small ivory elephant up my nose when I was about 2 years old. The elephant was about the size of a pea, I was taken to the hospital, cos my Mum couldn’t get it out.
The Docs made me sniff pepper, and I sneezed it out.
I can’t remember what happened to the elephant, but we did take it home.
The Docs made me sniff pepper, and I sneezed it out.
I can’t remember what happened to the elephant, but we did take it home.
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I was taken to hospital when I was younger as I inserted an entire packet of tic-tacs up my nose one by one. I can still fit a clipper lighter in my nose, not sure how that will come in handy but you never know.
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I got a peanut stuck up my arse when I was little. My mum held me upside-down, poured chocolate in, and it came out a Treet!
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Go for the hardtop version, that windscreen and roll bar will cause problems otherwise.
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I had a colonoscopy last Feb.
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Someone was getting into the festive spirit with the Christmas lights I see.