[Football] Jesus catches covid

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Kinky Gerbil

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hassocks

• Dec 25, 2020

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55447486

 

hart's shirt

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Kitbag in Dubai

• Dec 25, 2020

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According to his manger, he's in a stable condition.

 

GT49er

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Gloucester

• Dec 25, 2020

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He'll be up and about again in three days .......................

 

Gazwag

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Bexhill-on-Sea

• Dec 25, 2020

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GT49er said:

He'll be up and about again in three days .......................

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I'm not sure we will see him until Easter

 

Luke93

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• Dec 25, 2020

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His stepfather played for Brighton.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Dec 25, 2020

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His wife played as a CB for Arsenal ladies

 

Uncle C

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• Dec 25, 2020

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Gazwag said:

I'm not sure we will see him until Easter

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No wonder he's feeling cross.

 

Bry Nylon

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Playing snooker

• Dec 26, 2020

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Gazwag said:

I'm not sure we will see him until Easter

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Nailed on.

 

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Pint of Ale and a Burger

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• Dec 26, 2020

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Gazwag said:

I'm not sure we will see him until Easter

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If he's not back by Easter the fans will crucify him.

 

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GREASED WEASEL

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But Toshack scores the rebound

 

PILTDOWN MAN

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Have the wise men kept away?

 

Wellesley

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• Dec 26, 2020

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At least we never have to worry about Ryan catching it, or anything else for that matter...........


( For the more sensitive among us, this little, tongue-in-cheek attempt at humour contains no hatred.)