[Brighton] Below the waist grooming

crodonilson · Dec 16, 2020

Anyone else who is male or gender fluid do this?

Mrs Crodo still wants to know what I want off the big man for Christmas and Gurjit from work suggested a below the waist grooming subscription. Suppose it would be a good gift for Mrs Crodo too as it would be a much more pleasurable experience for her when we're teabagging.

CPR · Dec 16, 2020

You got some balls posting that...

Goldstone1976 · Dec 16, 2020

crodonilson said:
Anyone else who is male or gender fluid do this?

Mrs Crodo still wants to know what I want off the big man for Christmas and Gurjit from work suggested a below the waist grooming subscription. Suppose it would be a good gift for Mrs Crodo too as it would be a much more pleasurable experience for her when we're teabagging.

A DULLARD not only does it, but also promotes a company supplying such products.

Why shave/trim when electrolysis exists?

Gabbafella · Dec 16, 2020

crodonilson said:
Anyone else who is male or gender fluid do this?

Mrs Crodo still wants to know what I want off the big man for Christmas and Gurjit from work suggested a below the waist grooming subscription. Suppose it would be a good gift for Mrs Crodo too as it would be a much more pleasurable experience for her when we're teabagging.

Yeah, I've always manscaped my nether regions. I like a nice clean dinner plate so why shouldn't the Mrs get the same treatment?
I don't subscribe to anything, just got my clippers (with an attachment, learned the hard way that those things can shred a coin purse to bits!).

wellquickwoody · Dec 16, 2020

CPR said:
You got some balls posting that...

Maybe, but he has’nt got a Mrs.

Worried Man Blues · Dec 16, 2020

Thanks for making the Fulham result so less important now

Lower West Stander · Dec 16, 2020

Has this been discussed with Giles and Polly?

Their advice would surely be invaluable here....

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zefarelly · Dec 16, 2020

Back sack n crack wax?

not for me thanks.

Madafwo · Dec 16, 2020

Anybody got a contact number for Joe Mattock? He might be able to give you some advice.

Carlos BC · Dec 16, 2020

Yeah, keep it well trimmed but don't go for the full Kojak.

Tried that before and it itches far too much as it grows back.

grubbyhands · Dec 16, 2020

Madafwo said:
Anybody got a contact number for Joe Mattock? He might be able to give you some advice.

I'm not sure I'd be using a mattock for that job,looks a bit like an accident waiting to happen!

schmunk · Dec 16, 2020

Madafwo said:
Anybody got a contact number for Joe Mattock? He might be able to give you some advice.

Blimey - if you need a Mattock you're beyond manscaping.

Bold Seagull · Dec 16, 2020

Only for a porn shoot, but these are rarer as I’ve got older.

Madafwo · Dec 16, 2020

grubbyhands said:
I'm not sure I'd be using a mattock for that job,looks a bit like an accident waiting to happen!

schmunk said:
Blimey - if you need a Mattock you're beyond manscaping.

You'd have hoped he might of learnt from his mistakes, I certainly wouldn't want to make the same mistake twice!

AmexRuislip · Dec 16, 2020

crodonilson said:
Anyone else who is male or gender fluid do this?

Mrs Crodo still wants to know what I want off the big man for Christmas and Gurjit from work suggested a below the waist grooming subscription. Suppose it would be a good gift for Mrs Crodo too as it would be a much more pleasurable experience for her when we're teabagging.

The Brian Blessed Grooming Kit is available at most garden centres.
I guess you might need spillage kits from Department of the Environment, due to your opening sentence

nwgull · Dec 16, 2020

Like many resourceful blokes, I bought myself a set of hair clippers at the beginning of the first lockdown in anticipation of not being able to get a barber-shop haircut for 2-3 months. I can't believe I'm the only one to have used the clippers on my pubes as well! Missus loves the porn-star look.

Farehamseagull · Dec 16, 2020

I feel like I'm being subconsciously made to purchase one of these grooming sets by the fact that they are advertised by literally EVERY podcast I listen to!

Surf's Up · Dec 16, 2020

crodonilson said:
Anyone else who is male or gender fluid do this?

Mrs Crodo still wants to know what I want off the big man for Christmas and Gurjit from work suggested a below the waist grooming subscription. Suppose it would be a good gift for Mrs Crodo too as it would be a much more pleasurable experience for her when we're teabagging.

You could just try soap and water

Paulie Gualtieri · Dec 16, 2020

Not looking forward to the most famous supporter thread today if this is the first line of thought you’ve had this morning

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