[News] Jack Nicklaus' granddaughter was married yesterday.

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I wish them all the best in their future life together.

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Wot?


Wot?

 

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I went outside in the cold with no kecks on and me...

 

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Magnificent name! His surname is also an anagram - Todger Trunks works equally as well!

 

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'Do you Christie take Todger...?'

 

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'Get in the hole !!'

 

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Tom Hark said:

'Do you Christie take Todger...?'

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"...to have and to hold..."

 

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Probably the easiest Best Man's Speech ever. Need a cheap laugh? Just say the guy's name.

 

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Todger Stunk.... Certainly after the honeymoon.

 

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What?
What's so funny?
What am I not seeing?


You guys are weird.

 

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Does his name change when the weather gets cold to Todger Shrunk

 

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Hopefully he has a brother with that wonderful American forename, Randy.

Can you imagine the parents chasing after them in the park, calling them back to the picnic rug?

 

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Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

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https://hedgemaven.maven-data.com/i...rofile/todger-strunk-genspring-family-offices

I am clearly not rich enough for Todger.....

 

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It's only when you've stopped laughing at the name that you notice the dogs in costumes in the wedding photos. Is it Friday already?

 

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Fancy naming your kid Todger. Just brilliant.

 

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https://www.zola.com/wedding/christinaandtodger

 

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Christina, Miles Randall Pierce III & Todger, celebrating the proposal:-

 

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Stat Brother said:

What?
What's so funny?
What am I not seeing?

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Is that a direct quote from Martin Jol when asked if he had any brothers?

 

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My biggest laugh today.

 

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Rogero said:

My biggest laugh today.

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To be precise that should read 'post #17 is my biggest laugh today'.

As that and "I think Clapham Junction" on the 'Changes for Fulham' thread, are 2 of the greatest bits of comedy you'll ever see here and have been criminally under ed




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